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hag gaggle

An entourage of gay men held by a straight woman (see fag hag)
Kathy Griffen can always be seen with her hag gaggle in tow.
by Izy the Queer Girl December 18, 2011
mugGet the hag gagglemug.

hags

short for "haggard" - that really shitty feeling when it hits about mid-day after a long night of drinking and/or other shenanigans with minimal sleep. it's that tired hangover feeling sets in where you don't feel human and just want to crawl in bed but have to suffer through another 6 hours of work.

even though you showered you still feel dirty, not just physically but also emotionally because you somehow also blacked out part of the night. you want to nap but can't. all you want to do is crawl your hungover ass back to bed and swear that you won't go out again tonight.
Adrian - "Ugh. I'm so tired today - I shouldn't have had all of that beer last night. I feel so hags."

Leigh - "Same. I was literally picking up my phone to text my friend. My thumbs are hags. Texting hurts. Fucking hags."
by adlm November 8, 2017
mugGet the hagsmug.

goon hag

A person of the female persuasion who subsists exclusively on cheap fermented grape juice.
They will typically drink directly from the bottle or goon bag especially for classic vintages such as Fruity Lexia, Lambrusco and Passion Pop.
Upon visiting her house and sitting upon her couch adorned with silver goon bag pillows it was evident that Martha was indeed the goon hag we all thought her to be.
by Viva Libertad May 23, 2016
mugGet the goon hagmug.

hag gladice

A woman who is, or resembles a stripper over the age of 45 who's face looks like worn leather and whos voice could only be described as a combination of a waterbuffalo and drowning hyeina.
Bro, your girlfriend is a total hag gladice.

The obx strip clubs are full of hag gladices.
by not samantha. May 11, 2016
mugGet the hag gladicemug.

hagged over

after a night of drinking, you wake up to find the girl you've been with all night lies next to you in bed, but instead of being the beauty you'd imagined her to be the in yester-night, she now turns out to be completely hagged over.
...and then she turns around and oh my god she's totally hagged over so I threw up and said that it's cause I'm totally hung over.
by heythewhat October 23, 2014
mugGet the hagged overmug.

Fag Hag

A heterosexual woman who spends most of her time with a homosexual man
“Sorry, I can’t meet you this weekend. I’m going shopping with Tarquin. I am his Fag Hag, you know!”
by Redbaron February 7, 2020
mugGet the Fag Hagmug.

oul hag

Yer woman's alright but her mates an oul hag.
by JillEM February 18, 2014
mugGet the oul hagmug.

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