guido frolic

The most homosexual of all the dance styles, that is if it can be called dancing.

"Yo, check out that guido frolicing."

"Yeah man, he's mad gay. What a faggot."

by Disgusted American January 7, 2008

Gildred

to have slain so maliciously you put hitler to shame

Post Game MW2 or Halo: Damn son that slay fest was gildred!

by BeaverStomp June 21, 2010

Gildenstern

To stumble back and then forward in one quick movement.

Guy 1: Did you go walking yesterday?

Guy 2: Yeah I was walking and this dude across the street pulled the hardest Gildenstern I've ever seen.

by Mustangs113 April 29, 2011

Guidi

A nice guy who likes to be around people. He loves to have sex and party but most importantly he like to play basketball.

Guidi boi.

by Thiccboiwithbigdickboi May 31, 2019

Guido

a super fucking mentally retarded bean who might secretly be your cousin because of his redneck behavior

lives by "fuck'em" and constantly finds himself randomly naked or partially naked with his boys but it's not gay because the socks are always on

is one day going to get murked by kim jong un's squadron because he's going to kill kim jongers in the pongers

como estas you fucking guido

by swag daddy dongle July 20, 2020

digi guide

A great cheap program that is basically the SKY tv guide on your PC

Whats next on TV? Check the digi guide dumbass

by mulligan November 14, 2003

False guido syndrome

Also known as F.G.S. or Guido'ly Challenged. When one who is not of italian decent, and tries to act like a stereotypical guido. They have blowouts, go tanning, frolic at clubs to house music. Doing everything that a typical guido is known for doing but it just simply doesn't look right. Their tan looks aweful because of their skin tone (pale-looking red and lobster-like or dark complexion - not in need of getting a tan but still does it to live the guido lifestyle, maybe even sometimes looking orange.) They tend to work twice as hard on their blowouts than the average guido in order to make them look more guido-like and boast about how nice their hair is but in reality it simply does not look right. People tend to look down on those with F.G.S because that they are acting out as an italian stereotype without even being italian.

Nick: Yeah bro guido fist pump all day!

Robert: Nicky aren't you Arabic?

Nick: Uhh yeah bro

Robert proceeds to slap Nick

Robert: You have False Guido Syndrome!

by DurrtyyJerzzz March 3, 2011