EAGP - Easy Answer Garbage Phenomena

Easy Answer Garbage Phenomena, formally known as EAGP, is a disease that tends to occur in those that are religious. It is a simple case in which your answer for almost everything is less than immature.

Man 1 : "how did we come to earth?" Man 2: "god made us" Man 1 : "are you stupid? or do you have EAGP - Easy Answer Garbage Phenomena?"
Man 1 : "how does a computer work?" Man 2: "its like magic but with electricity" Man 1 : "are you stupid? or do you have EAGP - Easy Answer Garbage Phenomena?"
Man 1 : "am i able to become a top class professional of my choice?" Man 2: "if god says so" Man 1 : "are you stupid? or do you have EAGP - Easy Answer Garbage Phenomena?"

by moe604 December 16, 2013

Garbage

Every fucking christian i have ever met.

That church is a garbage dump.

by Bill smith 2 September 12, 2019

Mongolian Garbage Bag

The act of squatting over a girl's face and excreting diarrhea onto her after eating spicy Mongolian barbecue.

In the midst of getting a blowjob, Steven felt a rumble in his stomach. Seconds later, he tried to get up but was too late and gave his girlfriend a Mongolian Garbage Bag. She loved it.

by MU Matt December 12, 2008

garbage can pants

Pants that have at least a few holes and now fit a little snug. These pants are ready to be discarded and have become garbage can pants.

Theresa: "What are these clothes on the floor?"

CJ: "That pile is dirty and those are garbage can pants."

by Slapping Theresa April 4, 2010

garbage trump

A collection of useless, illogical or unproven claims or ideas.

Alex Jones' conspiracy theories belong in the garbage trump.

by smjgJsbjgsm September 2, 2018

Fortnite garbage

Fortnite garbage is a player who is so shit at fortnite they often die from fall damage. There are a few Fortnite garbage players in sauga so if there are 2 people left you definitely won the game against Fortnite garbage.

OMG I just got VICTORY ROYALE. Silentbang8 and Kravechex died from fall damage, they are both Fortnite garbage!!

by Marrogue March 9, 2018

garbage

Female genitalia similar to junk, which is the male genitalia

Jane's garbage was sore from her constant masturbation

by Mattricio January 2, 2003