gopher

something unsightly, the penis

That kid had a big gopher.

by yoyofosho October 29, 2003

gopher girl

A low-ranking female coworker who does the bidding of her superiors in order to have purpose in the workplace.

"Why is Lisa even here? She just runs around as her boss's gopher girl."

by Spartiate January 9, 2015

Pokemon Gopher

A driver for someone who plays Pokemon Go and needs to focus on the game, not the road.

Paul says: I'm going to step up and call my Pokemon Gopher.
Alan says: Cool, can I ride?

by I-HATE-MINE July 15, 2016

Gomer

A large "Pyle" of shit.

" Don't walk on the lawn.....
Theres too many Gomers out there".

by mavros April 26, 2006

Gomer

A great man but not nescessarily a wise man; a visonary person; not afraid of conflict; hardworking; a warrior; a competent man; a man with little emotion or feelings.

The opposite of a Gomer is a Kussat.

"That police officer is a Gomer"

by phil247 November 5, 2011

gomer

A noobish skiier and bad attitude
ie. one who wears beanie under helmet
ie. snowplower
ie. anyone with a scarf
and never shuts the fuck up

Look at that gomer, he sucks.

by Castle January 27, 2003

gomer

a castrated bull that ranchers put in the same pasture as female cows to tell if they are in heat

hey billy bob, did you get that gomer thismornin? them heifers are in breedin season.

by Val July 30, 2003