goober

A fuchtardt who will say they want to everyone to do important safety training. Where "everyone" is everyone bar them.

P1: The boss wants everyone to do "important" training

P2: Are they coming to the training this time.

P1: No they are a goober.

by anonymous October 19, 2023

Goober

A silly person - A Goofy Person

haha,you silly goober

by dabbirabbid June 18, 2024

boob goober

When a man cums on a girl's title, and she wipes it off she misses some. The part she misses drys and she has a boob goober on her tits.

Johnny came in Sally's tips. Oops Sally missed a spot while cleaning up. Now she is walking around with a boob goober

by TheUrbanGuy4Life January 1, 2024

Goofy Goober

When you get pulled over at 9 in the morning on a saturday with meth in your car

“Dawg i just got arrested for possession of meth” “Man, you’re such a goofy goober”

by goofygoober6942069 March 11, 2023

Goober

A woman who like to manipulate and hurt men to inflate her ego

Man this ho a goober. If you like her you might get a bunch of hurt feelings.

by Reno0602 March 19, 2024

Silly goober

Silly goober when a person is a silly goober and mischievous

Person: “Hey limi are you silly goober”

limi: “Yes i am a silly goober :3”

by Iluvshimazaki January 20, 2024

Goober oppossum

Someone who Is goofy and has little common sense.

Stop being such a goober oppossum.

by Cherrytales March 5, 2019