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golden birdbath

When one partner urinates into the other partner's oral cavity, who then waits in a statuesque pose for a bird to come bathe in their urine filled mouth.
"It is such a nice day outside, why don't we put on that Wham CD and I'll give you a golden birdbath"
by brostito May 4, 2009
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Golden Tallywacker

When you have such a great poop it gives you an erection.
*Joe walks out of bathroom.*

Joe: Man, I just got a golden tallywacker!
by Mammothcock Mondays December 26, 2011
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the golden

A level made by BOBOBO, aka the creator of VSC, a hacked level. The Golden used to be the #1 extreme demon on the demon list.
The Golden is a level by BOBO.
by LukeIsCoolerThenU November 13, 2020
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Golden Alarm Clock

This act can only occur when your lover or friend sleeps with thier mouth open. The person performing the loving golden alarm clock then procedes to urinate in thier lover/friend/random pick up's from the night before mouth. Good Morning!
"Sally Sue had a huge hangover and wouldn't wake up- so I gave her a golden alarm clock.... she won't be comming back from the bars with me ever again."
by Michelle Tanner September 4, 2006
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Golden

1). To be perfect, or exactly what's needed

2). Good to go
1). Have you seen the latest episode of the Walking Dead? It was golden!

2). After you purchase the tickets for the group, we'll pay you back separately and everything will be golden!
by Psychotic Penguin August 27, 2016
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small penis goeken

a condition where the minute size of a person's penis adversely affects his behavior towards other people, particularly of the opposite sex. symptoms range from exhibiting overtly aggressive behavior to completely incoherent speech and the inability to control urination due to the miniscule dimensions of the said organ; usually all symptoms occur simultaneously.
after a cerebral hit of what eric thought was opium; which turned out to be sour dwarf milk, he started to act like a small penis goeken
by original prankster May 1, 2006
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