God

The guy you kick out of your life until you get screwed.

God is real.

by Lil yacht October 5, 2020

God

All I know is that whenever the religious conservatives of any country do something horrible or backward, they blame it on this guy.

Kind of like that imaginary friend you had as a kid who was always telling you to start fires and shit.

"I don't understand. Why do you hate gay people so much?"

"It's not my opinion. I'm just following God's word."

by garcalej February 1, 2019

God

Is the person who created the world.

God is a person and he is our lord the person who created you

by Crazzy girl101 February 21, 2017

God

Estimated 25 million kills by his name in the bible e.g. noahs ark and the to towns full of rapeists and shit estimated kills to the devils name 60 and some of those was a bet with god

Soooo yeah god be killin loads of people

by Mag1karpMan January 17, 2019

God

A fictional character who according to Christian mythology who is the creator of all.

God isn’t real

by ESBirdnerd December 29, 2021

God

shrek

shrek is god

by ampharos man March 17, 2020

God

someone who never cared loved or valued me or my pursuit of existence

God told me to fly and when i tryed to he called me a loser now i never try anymore.

by Asifgodcaredaboutme May 19, 2018