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morning glory

alcoholic cocktail named for its tenancy to produce serious hangovers the next day.

the morning glory mix - 1 litre vodka

70cl red wkd

70cl blue wkd

70cl smirnoff ice lemon

70cl peach schnapps

4 shots of whiskey

this manages to taste like jelly, get you shit-faced and be neon purple at the same time.
Feel free to create you own variation!
"Dude I woke up with a killer hangover"
"How?"
"I was drinking Morning Glory last night"
"Dumbass"
by Hot Stuff! April 23, 2010
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New Found Glory

A thing....that really need to get a fucking life....because no one likes them or wants them for that matter! And they also suck because they put Tim Armstrong and his wife on there gay little music video. Plus they think they are punk but really they are a bunch of skaters who think they are cool. They try WAY too hard.
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Glory

A nickname for Morning Glory, a plant whose seeds contain LSA (A relative of LSD). Users ingest the seeds orally to hallucinate.
Most users expierence nausea, diziness, heavy limbs, and in some cases, leg cramps.

In order to help you fully grasp the effects, I've compiled actual testimony from people who have tripped on them:

"I closed my eyes, and everything looked like a cartoon drawing. Then I looked at {a friend} and he had transformed into Yosemite Sam."

"I was staring at my ceiling, and all of a sudden I saw an ocean. A bird came down from the sky, picked a fish up out of the ocean, and flew away."

"They were speaking gibberish, but it was like I was watching a foreign film because I saw subtitles. I was reading what they were saying, but they really werent saying anything!"

"I was looking at this trippy thing on the computer when it reached out and almost touched my nose."

"The floor was waving and bubbling."

"I looked up at the ceiling, and the walls started to stretch. It was like they were melting or something."

"We got in his car, and it felt like it was rolling backwards. It was in park, the parking brake was on, and his foot was on the brake pedal, and it still felt like it was moving. Then the tree in front of us tried to grab me, so I ran back inside the house."

Glory trips are freaky, so be careful.
Them Glory seeds fucked me up.
by Hawie July 11, 2006
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new found glory

The gayest fucking punk band, POS, emo queer motherfuckers ever...
Faggot Goth : Did you buy the new NFG CD?

Cool kid : FUCK NO U PUNK ASS BITCH
by Ph03niX @ #KSKG April 16, 2005
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Glory

Glory
by 1keys July 24, 2018
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Golden Glory

The best compliment that can be given, usually describing an unknown hero, known as Golden Glory as it has direct conotations to other things.
Damn, that guy is good, he's Golden Glory at diabolo.
by Philski October 29, 2006
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gloryhole

the creator of the gloryhole was Jeffery Williams aka gloryhole. He first devised it in 1910 in the large gay community of fresno. Later on he moved to LA and spread it more until it went all across america. Gloryhole is a legend
Where the fuck is gloryhole?
He's prolly smokin that dank ass hit NIGGA?
Naw, Dog i meant a gloryhole to stick my shit in, I just got out a prison nugga, i need that release, the glory hole is the way i gets it.
Whatever dog.
by Jeffery Wiliamas III <3 <3 <3 September 23, 2008
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