Girtha

Medical name for Having a massive cock.
Usually means girls cannot have sex with you because your dick is too big

Girl #1: Did you sleep with mando last night??
Girl #2: heck no! I put my hand down his pants and he has girtha!

by brodr22 February 21, 2011

girther movement

A movement that doubts the legitimacy of Donald Trump’s weight because of a conspiracy theory that Trump is unable to be factual on any matter.

The Girther movement called out trump on his claim he is 6'3" and weighs 229 lbs

by Shakti's mom January 17, 2018

girtygrin

Verb: The act of having your submissions rejected.

Looks like you were girtygrined

by The People's Republic of Georgia April 1, 2005

Girthboard

riding on a large penis- woman I once worked with informed me that she had been with a man with a large dick and the "girth" on it was massive. Definition of the word girth being the measurement of something from the middle.

Obviously she rode this as she was a total tramp. In addition to Beyonces " Drunk in Love" she rode on the 'girthboard'

by Backsteetbitch May 3, 2014

girthy gervin

Human replica of the ice age turtle

1. Go to nearest bathroom
2. Door locked
3. Lights off
4. Candle lit
5. Anal lube in wine glass
6. Pants down
7. Butt cheeks clenched
8. Spin in three circles saying "GIRTHY GERVIN, GIRTHY GERVIN, GIRTHY GERVIN"
9. The ice age turtle will appear behind you

by Girthy Gervin August 21, 2017

Girthmas

1. Christmas but with big dicks.
2. Seasonal Overwatch Comp consisting of multiple tanks running a train on the entire team.

Go Girthmas Comp.

Fuck Yeah Girthmas!

by Toastakins December 14, 2017

Girthing

The act of showing somebody up and/or showing off something that another doesn’t have to make them jealous

Dude we know you got laid last night, stop Girthing

by dinkly deuce May 7, 2018