pole gazer

Pronounced: Pohl gay-zer.

-Adverb.

Pole gazes
Pole gazed
Pole gazing.
The compulsion to stare fixedly at the convex protrusion an individuals groin area creates from genitalia protuberance.

You can't take Kelley anywhere, she is such a pole gazer!! Always staring at their bulge like they don't notice!!

by Ravyn Monroe September 29, 2021

ankle grazer

dick so long it grazes dem ankles

“hey why r u so sore today babe?”
“because you worked me out last night with your ankle grazer.”

by janal2002 March 25, 2022

star gazer

An insult to African Americans as the slaves used the north star to escape

That star gazer is in my way!

by melonmuncherchickenbonesucker May 24, 2022

champagne geezer

A thirsty old horn dog, always about to pop his cork

Nate can’t play soccer with beautiful women present… what a champagne geezer!

by LittleFootballer August 23, 2022

turbo geezer

An old person that looks old and acts even older.

I was visiting my grandma at the home and some turbo geezer wouldn’t shut up about the Nixon era.

by Straightfaxs December 26, 2022

Tall Geezer

A t-t-t-tall *gags* person who thinks they’re better than everyone because they’re taller.
(They’re actually a fucking loser)

Tall Geezer: I'm 6'4
Girl: I only date guys who are 5'4
Tall Geezer: Fuck

by Ball Tickler 3000 January 5, 2023

Ball Gazering

A Kreygasm in your balls

Guy 1: You seen Rebecca recently?

Guy 2: Yeah, she had me ball gazering!

by dorkypotato2832 September 29, 2022