Garrett

He is that one kid that everyone knows for the dumbest reasons. He is very smart but is often times dumb around people his age. He is very funny and extroverted and will find a way to start up a conversation in no time. He is extremely confident and charismatic. He has the biggest ego in the world and likes to show it off. He can make friends with almost everyone and turn a insult into a complement. He is very popular and has many friends his age. Hanging out with this guy is amazing. Often times girls and guys fall for him and he is a blast to be with.

"Bro, did you hear what Garrett did?" "What was it this time?"

by DoDoDude101 May 25, 2022

Garrett Michaud

The alias Clinton Garrett Michaud uses when he creates no profiles on dating apps, social media or app accounts to hide the fact that he is cheang on his girlfriend and using the internet to troll, hook up with his exes and meet new girls. Not to be confused with Clint Garrett, clinton Garrett, clint michaud or any other variations of the combination of names.

Meghan knew who the friend request was from when she saw the name Garrett Michaud on it.

"she'll never catch me on facebook under the name Garrett Michaud," said clint smuggly

by DaMamaNasty May 28, 2022

Garren Clash

Super sus and loves among and his brother

Garren Clash is so sus

by Rabid geezer May 31, 2022

Garren clash

A guy that is madly in love with his brother

Wow garren clash thats gay

by Rabid geezer June 2, 2022

Garret

Someone who gets lots of mirror pics for some weird reason. Also has the hottest mom that all the boys wanna bang.

Damn garrets mom is double cheeked up right now. Mmm mmm mmm.

by anonymous June 7, 2022

Garrett

Beast of a man and my better in every way

"God i wish i was more like Garrett"

by M Buto June 13, 2022

Garret

A Garret is a unit of Measure. Often considered quite heavy.

Garret is a finishing move. Forget everything you ever knew about the female orgasm. The Garret is the ultimate move for pleasure.
Garret is also a subcategory of butt chugging where the user does a handstand on a single hand while consuming the beverage through their anal orifices.

Guy 1: I deadlifted .5 Garret Today!
Guy 2: Woah! That's a lot. I only deadlift .35 Garret.

Girl 1: I was left cross eyed for 2 days after my boyfriend did the Garret to me last week.

Guy 1: Bro I Garreted for a whole 20 seconds this weekend, I can still barely walk.
Guy 2: Those are rookie numbers! Talk to me when you are passed a minute.

by Curtis Andre August 2, 2022