Garfield

THE SON, FATHER, AND HOLY GHOST ALL IN ONE, HE IS GOD HIMSELF. ALL HAIL THE FAT CAT

GARFIELD IS GOD, CHANGE MY MIND, I DARE YOU

by I am Asian, you disappoint December 15, 2021

Garfield

A man that gets as much phat wet pussy as Garfield (the cat) and Andrew Garfield

“Wow he’s a Garfield”

by Gabby.gaby December 21, 2021

Garvinschlog

A name givin to Gavin by his brother and Hudson brought it into school so Gavin could be made fun of.

Garvinschlog lololol loser

by Gavhhgfuher February 7, 2022

Garfield

Garfield is a fictional fat orange tabby cat with stripes along the back of his head and torso from a comic strip called Garfield running from the 1970’s to now. He loves lasagna, spaghetti, cake, and most italian food. He is owned by his fictional owner, Jon Arbuckle. In most cases, people either love garfield or think it’s the unfunniest stuff ever. There are thousands of comics, a lot of books, two shows (Garfield and Friends in the ‘80’s and The Garfield Show in the 2000’s), a few movies that are animated and live action CGI. There are hundreds of mechindise including plushies, figurines, clocks, candles, radios, mp3 players, clothes, hats and much, much more. On the internet he is a monster-ish being with godly power and horrifying features. Check out r/imsorryjon on Reddit to learn more or imsorryjon on urban dictionary.

Person 1: Garfields is so bland and repetitive. Suxx azz

Person 2: HOW DARE YOU YOU F*CKTARD!!!!!

Person 3: THE OTHER WORLDY POWERS OF GARFIELD USE ME AS A VESEL TO DESTROY THE WORLD TO BRING A NEW COMING OF GLORIOUS BEINGS

Person 1 & 2: wtf go to a mental hospital nerd.

by Serbia is Awsome February 17, 2022

garfield

an orange fat lazy cat who craves lasagna and hates mondays. in the original comic strip, he speaks in his mind, and somehow his owner jon can hear him talk in his mind. but in the garfield show, he can actually talk instead of talking in his minds, so the feline can say actual words.

jon: oh dang it i forgot to feed the fat feline

garfield: better give me my food or i'll hit you with this bat

by dagr8estgamer February 25, 2022

Garfield

A fat pussy

Bro did u see her laying on the bed in that video.
Yea that thang was on full Garfield

by Here4dabros February 27, 2022

GarfieldsLov3

GarfieldsLov3 is an amazing editor on tiktok who edits Andrew Garfield, Spider-Man, Tom holland, zendaya, and others. They are amazing.

GarfieldsLov3 is a great editor

by Anonymous123828171 March 7, 2022