Funeral Photo

A kind of photo you might take of your partner after sex. Your partner must be completely exhausted and lying down. Though it's not advised to share with any third parties, it's a way of showing how your partner was last night to remind them of "the good times".

"Don't think too highly of yourself, babe. I still have your Funeral Photo!"
"Fuck off."

by Hengeek November 21, 2021

Faniel Perdomo Zarzuela

Faniel es una persona que de lejos parece un ogro, pero al conocerlo te das cuenta que es todo un amor.
Tan perfecto e increíble, todo lo que hace le queda bien
Me encantas mucho bb
Mi faniel es lo mejor del mundo
Es tan lindo e inteligente
Te amo
La definición de perfección eres tu.

Faniel Perdomo Zarzuela

by Tu querida amada November 21, 2021

Funeral Homing

The weird enjoyment of looking forward to funeral home visitations.Old people especially men get off on the hugging and flowers.The offender will attend visitations where he doesn't even know the dead. He will lurk like a lone wolf.

Guess we can't go to dinner tonight...myhusband is searching the obituaries for a funeral homing.

by Hootie J November 7, 2021

Funderburg

When a female is having a hard time pooping so she inserts her thumb into her vagina to help push out that last bit of turd.

Holy shit Aubrey! I was so constipated this morning even the coffee wasn’t working. I had no choice but to give myself the old thumbs up and Funderburg that crap right out of there!

by Skippy Peanutbutter November 17, 2021

FanieHustle

The most perfect woman on earth, seductive and evil at times. Will brainwash men into giving her everything she desires. Nobody is better than Fanie Hustle

FanieHustle took all of my money but thats okay because she’s literally perfect.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Funeina

Funeina is a strong and independent woman who always puts family first but still makes time for those friends she loves most. She is beautiful and such a hard worker.

Funeina is so pretty like wtf is this woman on.

by JellyNelle November 23, 2021

fundemental

Basic/core principle of senility or insanity.

As crazy as many so-called "fundamentalists" behave, the word might be more aptly spelled "fundementalists" when referring to those absurdly-fanatical individuals!

by QuacksO November 28, 2021