flusterflunked

adj. to be all discombobulated, frustrated, and upset; usually after a girl tells you she doesn't want to be your friend.

I got all flusterflunked after my friend told me she didn't want to talk to me anymore because she didn't want to have friends behind her boyfriend's back.

by Mr. JACOB WICKED! February 2, 2009

flustergated

flustergated- Adj. the state of being where one is sexually frustrated. The absence of a productive and content sexuality or the absence of sex in ones life.

person a: "i haven't had sex in four months!"

person b: "wow you must be so damn flustergated."

by lord azriel April 2, 2009

flusploitation

The exploitation of H1N1 flu anxieties to sell fraudulent cures and treatments. The problem is that there's no solid scientific evidence to back it up

The new fear over swine flu has worriers clamouring for the next influenza-fighting shampoo or product. How do we combat this flusploitation?

by The_Pillar October 15, 2009

Flustration

A feeling of being simultaneously flustered and frustrated.

I have given up on calling the 800 number for Social Security, because the flustration of dealing with that diabolical electronic prompt-bitch is about to cause me to become disabled all over again.

by Wendy S. March 4, 2013

Flushbooking

The act of using your phone while sitting on the toilet to Facebook.

Damn man! You said you had a meeting and all you were doing was sitting on the throne flushbooking. No! I don't want to borrow your phone Erik G!

by magikben April 8, 2013

flusterefucked

Broken

I am so flusterefucked this week.

by bumble bee n peanut May 8, 2014

Flushchat

Verb.
: The act of sending a Snapchat (or other photo-communication media) to someone while using the toilet. Also used in situations to describe someone smartphoning in said bathroom.

Bro 1: "Hey, what are you up to?"
Bro 2: "Not much."
"AWWW, David just Flushchated me!"
Bro 1: "Haha, sucks to suck!"
"Jokes on you!"

by BossSauce 47 April 16, 2015