fuck me dead!

An expression of extreme astonishment and surprise. Expresses more surprise than, e.g., "holy shit!"

Used extensively in the film "Welcome to Woop Woop!"

You graduated from high school? Fuck me dead!

by gafox June 24, 2004

cluster fucked

to get shafted because everything comes down on you at once

Dude: How'd you do on your midterms?

Me: I got cluster fucked :(

by wangster November 6, 2003

fucked to shit

The art of being so deep, one cannot begin to even think of surfacing back into the normality of life.

'Charles, you didn't make the last pick up on time. That's three in a row. Consider yourself fucked to shit.'

by G-man From Mish September 4, 2008

I'm Fucked Up

The term used if someone likes or does things that are typically found messed up or extremely gross.

I laugh at dead people and people say that I'm fucked up

by Mr.Mistaken March 6, 2018

Fuck me boots

Tall tight-fitting boots that extend at least to the knee but usually to the thigh with a three inch or higher stilleto heel.

She's not the best looking woman at this party but in those fuck me boots, she's the sexist.

by Marlene December 10, 2003

To Be Fucked List

a list of women/men that one maintains who them desire to have sex with at some point in the future, but for some reason are presently unable to at this point. also known by an acronym of TBFL.

Pete: "You see that bartender?"
Cook: "Yeah, you fuck her?"
Pete: "No, she's loyal to her god damn boyfriend."
Cook: "What, that sucks."
Pete: "Dude, don't worry, I got her on the old To Be Fucked List."
Cook: "You are a wise man."
Pete: "Fortune favors the prepared penis."
Cook: "Your wisdom knows no boundries."

by Pete Dick February 13, 2008

Fuckmedad

The act of sticking someones superduper, long. juicy, wet, wide, monster, magnum, marvelous, strong, superior, penis. Inside the hole of females wide, open, dry, gapping, ripped, thick, squishy, smooth asshole. And thrusting his super-duper, long. juicy, wet, wide, monster, magnum, marvelous, strong, superior, penis. In to her wide open, dry, gapping, ripped, thick, squishy, smooth asshole.

oh yeah. FUCKMEDAD.

by FatFingerJoe June 11, 2018