Frump season

The day that fall switches to Winter. A man has to make a hard decision to either be alone, or pretend to love a very large woman.

I got so desperate this winter the only way I can make it through was to make it a frump season.

by Souless75 July 21, 2023

flumpy mufkin

When you take a poop on a woman’s foot anfter eating a crave case from White Castle; and then proceed to receive a foot job and use the poop as lubricant.

Did you hear about Greg? He got a flumpy mufkin last night from that bar skank! She lubed her foot up with turd juice!

by AggravatedHippo54 August 16, 2023

Frumple

A long term couple that wear comfortable clothes and watch tv as a primary activity: a portmanteau of the words frumpy and couple. First used in the television show "The Mindy Project" S1:E13 "Harry and Sally". "We' not that cool. All we do is wear sweats and watch tv." "Yeah, you're a frumple. That's the dream."

We are a frumple. We even watch "Pawn Stars".

by camc111 September 26, 2023

Frumping

The act of squeezing one’s nuts to almost the point of bursting

I swear to god bill I will frump you

You’ll get a good frumping

by rusty dog November 6, 2023

frumperfuck

An over made up and over dressed middle aged woman who despite the amount of money she spends still manages to look like they have spent the morning chasing parked cars.

Wow, that Queensland Premier is a real frumperfuck

by Pandabear FY December 10, 2023

frumpklin

A Strange somebody that would think the unthinkable without anyone having a close enough thought to it. Pretty weird guy .

Y/n: I'm hungry

Frumpklin: ever thought about making a human pizza out of a female body?

Y/n: no...

Frumpklin: like the milk for the cheese and etc

by Memedork21 July 28, 2024

Flumpy

The feeling of being tired and grumpy at the same time

Man i didnt sleep that well last night now im flumpy

by Slash19987 August 8, 2024