frozen jonny

A shit in a condom frozen used for a dildo.

Jenna "Pass me the frozen jonny!!!"

by Moncho123yehyt May 19, 2019

Frozen Fudge Brownie

when you lay a big turd log, freeze it, and then use it later as a dildo.

That chick looked like a downie when I was hittin it from the back with the frozen fudge brownie.

by superhotkarl February 09, 2018

Phil Frozen

A term used by intellectual football enjoyers to mock an overrated tosser who goes by the name of Phil Foden.

How did Phil do today
He Froze.
Did you see the game today ?
No.
Phil Frozen played terribly.

by Vinícius José Paixão de Olivei October 28, 2021

frozen cucumber

A frozen cucumber usually occurs when an iced penis is surprisingly entered into a fuck socket. The refusal of sex that ensues results in a very cold version of blue balls.

I tried giving her the Old El Paso Snowplow but ended up with a frozen cucumber.

by Todd Schneider July 17, 2018