Frozen Ghost

When you drop a massive log in the toilet and you are dealing with those “brown marker” moments and you just have to keep wiping so much that when you flush nothing goes down. And what is left is a turd blanketed in TP

“Watch out someone left a frozen ghost in the third stall.”

by Wheelchairchaser November 16, 2023

frozen yoghurt

it means klomp is a fat cunt who has a small old hairy 1 cm chodus

Choo said to mcknob, gee that frozen yoghurt is just like klomp

by Da Haer May 11, 2017

Phil Frozen

A term used by intellectual football enjoyers to mock an overrated tosser who goes by the name of Phil Foden.

How did Phil do today
He Froze.
Did you see the game today ?
No.
Phil Frozen played terribly.

by Vinícius José Paixão de Olivei October 28, 2021

frozen cucumber

A frozen cucumber usually occurs when an iced penis is surprisingly entered into a fuck socket. The refusal of sex that ensues results in a very cold version of blue balls.

I tried giving her the Old El Paso Snowplow but ended up with a frozen cucumber.

by Todd Schneider July 17, 2018

Frozen Fudge Brownie

when you lay a big turd log, freeze it, and then use it later as a dildo.

That chick looked like a downie when I was hittin it from the back with the frozen fudge brownie.

by superhotkarl February 09, 2018