Frozen Blade

The greatest ship there ever was.

Person A: "I love Frozen Blade"
Person B: "Wow you too?"

by Sister Iceland July 7, 2017

Frozen Chosen

When you fill a glove with water, freeze it, then use it to finger a girl’s vagina and asshole at the same time using the gloves fingers.

Guess what Dave! Me and Julie did the frozen chosen last night.

by TheHazBat March 15, 2024

frozen trumpet

Freezing your own poo and using it as a solid dildo

I really enjoyed using my frozen trumpet last night

by Lovely human being December 26, 2016

Frozen Asian

A 'Frozen Asian' is the type of person that encapsulates a typical racial stereo type of being a sidekick asian person. He comes across shy and naive, but beware, these are the most deceiving people to come around in the podcast sphere. Typically, these 'Frozen Asians' will go under other pseudonyms to not gain to much notoriety.

Hey, did you see Frozen Asian on Arr Oh Tea Sea? I can't believe he hasn't shaved in 3 months because all I see is peach fuzz.

Don't retweet him so much, he's causing a riff between the hosts

by Kabby951 June 27, 2023

frozen mule

when a girl doesn't have a hot ass.

dave: did You see emilys arse?
craig: yeah man, I thought they were a frozen mule but I guess I thought wrong.
emily: 🔥🐴

by emlyXIX March 1, 2022

frozen cumshot

A frozen cumshot is when 2 or more people engage in sexual intercourse in an area with freezing temperatures (E.G. Sibera), and the cum freezes onto the skin.

man: "IM BOUTTA BLOWWW"
woman: "I'm about to get a frozen cumshot because I am engaging in sexual intercourse in Sibera and the cum will freeze onto my skin due to the freezing temperatures."

"Larry gave me a frozen cumshot when we were in Sibera."

by foup December 28, 2023