Tom Forded

To loose your virginity in the back seat of your car, behind a Sam’s Club, only lasting about a minute, and cumming inside her without a condom.

Dude I definitely tom forded this girl last night I’m so embarrassed .

by Njharlan May 23, 2018

403 Forbidden

When the owner of a site forbids you from entering their site.

John: Alright, time to go to ROBLOX, gonna exploit a little bit.
John: *searches up roblox.com*
John: *looks at screen* Hey, what's this?
roblox.com: 403 Forbidden. You don't have permission to access/on this server.

by MTT MTT November 1, 2020

fobbed

To have your day somehow delayed by the idiocy and/or rudeness of a fob.

The fobs ask the box office cashiers about popurar movies with a long line behind them. We all got fobbed.

by Downvoting Victim September 9, 2006

forced illegal dispach

dispach with out legal hours

don't have legal hours to get the pick up do it anyway

by jervik driver August 27, 2003

foredom

A portmanteau combining the words Forum and Boredom, to describe the feeling ensued after hours browsing online forums.

I must have clicked on new posts a hundred times these last few hours, I'm completely overcome with foredom.

by Mr Betts February 11, 2008

forged prawn

1) 'Prawn' made of fish or chicken protein, otherwise unusable bits of fish, flavours, flavour enhancers, colourants.

2) The result of unfettered capitalism inflicted on otherwise intelligent and decent dupes through the creation of goods and products that make a mockery out of everything that is good and pure.

"Faking a whole religion in order to make money? Now that's masterful prawn forgery!"

"Phwoar! You've managed to bake a AAA-rated financial product from a handful of worthless, but endlessly resold and repackaged subprime mortgages. A beautifully forged prawn."

by Surimi July 10, 2009

forced internet vacation

when you go on vacation and take your laptop with you, but you try to connect to messenger or chec your email and you can't do it because you find that there's no internet connection in the place you're visiting.

frank: hey jane! i've been sending you a lot of emails but i still haven't gotten an answer! jane: sorry. i had a forced internet vacation problem. when i arrived in my town for vacation, i tried to check my email but i couldn't open it because there wasn't any internet connection there.

by anglocolombiano86 January 9, 2010