Floral necrophilia

Necrophilia, but floral. The world is your oyster!

Jimmy: Hey, Uncle Tom, you’ll never guess what I got up to this weekend.

Uncle Tom: Well why Jimmy, I hope it wasn’t floral necrophilia again!
Jimmy: Fuck. Literally

by Floral necrophilia April 19, 2025

feral missionary

when a man (WITH RABIES) pulls out at the last second, busts on the woman’s face and then scratches and/or bites her face with the semen still on it

greg: woah did you hear that samantha got rabies!
bob: yeah man, josh gave her feral missionary

by Gygoat Zeppeak May 4, 2025

Feral Grandma Chic

An interior design aesthetic characterized by intentional maximalism, botanical and apothecary elements, jewel tone accents paired with dusty vintage pastels, gold hardware throughout, and the collected warmth of a grandmother's home — but completely untamed and unapologetic about it. Think cottagecore meets vintage retro meets Candyland meets herbalist witch. Every color was chosen on purpose, every neutral earned its place, and absolutely nothing is there because it was safe or accidental. Not minimalist, not farmhouse, not gray and white. More is more, plants are everywhere, and people will always remember it whether they love it or hate it.

"She painted every cabinet a different dusty pastel, hung dried herbs from the ceiling, filled every shelf with mason jars and crystals, and put bold jewel toned doors on a house full of vintage finds and hand painted details. Chaotic? Maybe. Intentional? Absolutely. That's Feral Grandma Chic."

by Mawmaw Wren March 14, 2026

Florallergy

A person who is allergic to flowers or flower pollen.

My friend named Tom has a florallergy.

by ShadeScript May 18, 2025

Florallergy

Anyone, typically a person or an animal, who has an allergy towards flowers and pollen.

The doctors diagnosed Tom with florallergy.

by ShadeScript May 18, 2025

Forealness

when someone is telling the truth about something awesome. ( for real + awesomeness)

that cookie tasted so good forealness!

by kameronbankz May 23, 2025

feral porn

Drawn porn the depicts animal characters that show little to no human features. This content is often classified as zoophilia as like lolicon, the art is depicting something that doesn't consent irl.

This person is a zoophile because they draw feral porn!

by WarAgainstProship May 29, 2025