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Flat Egg

A member of the Thoha tribe, and a superior being of the bird-like Chozo race. Often mistaken by his nickname "Quiet Robe".
"I thought you were called Quiet Robe?"

"Nah fam, my name Flat Egg"
by Iron Egg November 23, 2021
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No time flat

To appear somewhere very quickly.
by Toa Pohatu March 26, 2017
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flat rat

A condition when hamsters are VERY happy and relaxed with their human friend.

First, they have to trust their human as a personal presence. Then, they have to trust that their human friend isn't going to suddenly become aggressive toward them.
then all you have to do is to pet them on your hand until they become flat.
bro you're hamster is a flat rat
they must be very happy and relaxed!
by YukioKoito January 1, 2022
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Flat Stack

1. Someone who made one thing they enjoy their entire personality

2. Someone with nothing really unique or outstanding about them.
3. This is another form of `basic`.
Did you see that girl over there?

Yeah she is nothing but a flat stack
by Deepandhard December 4, 2022
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Flat earther

The peak of the Dunning Kruger effect in action and when logic reaches a state of nonexistence you get a flat earther.

Another way to classify them is much like quantum physics where we have quantum superposition where something can be 2 opposite things at one time in which case they are both smart and stupid but only smart at being stupid.

You see what I did there I killed them with the very thing they despise SCIENCE !!!!!
Me- you know one of the most respected and crucial equations in science is E=Mc2.
Flat earther- No it's P3=N15
Me- Hmmm nope that's what you lack sir that is still living in his mom's basement.
Flat earther- OH SHIT !!! you must be paid by Nasa.
by pwarrow88 November 22, 2021
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Flat Spurt

When you cum on a girls chest who is has small breasts
Dave: I so flat spurted on my missus last night!
Jim: Hot yo!
by ChorleyFM July 21, 2010
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flat smile

The passive aggressive look you get from your wife when you haven’t done something or, asked for sex. It’s characterised by a straight mouth, with mildly pursed lips, a raised yet furrowed brow, and rarely any verbal communication.
Oh man, she’s given me the flat smile. I’m cooked.
by Poot Rancid November 4, 2023
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