Flat Egg

A member of the Thoha tribe, and a superior being of the bird-like Chozo race. Often mistaken by his nickname "Quiet Robe".

"I thought you were called Quiet Robe?"

"Nah fam, my name Flat Egg"

by Iron Egg November 23, 2021

Flat Canoe

When you take a hot iron and flatten your cock to make it longer.

Yo did you hear bernie gave himself a flat canoe and now his shit is 31 inches long.

by Bobjohnson69 October 10, 2017

Flat earther

The peak of the Dunning Kruger effect in action and when logic reaches a state of nonexistence you get a flat earther.

Another way to classify them is much like quantum physics where we have quantum superposition where something can be 2 opposite things at one time in which case they are both smart and stupid but only smart at being stupid.

You see what I did there I killed them with the very thing they despise SCIENCE !!!!!

Me- you know one of the most respected and crucial equations in science is E=Mc2.
Flat earther- No it's P3=N15
Me- Hmmm nope that's what you lack sir that is still living in his mom's basement.
Flat earther- OH SHIT !!! you must be paid by Nasa.

by pwarrow88 November 22, 2021

huck to flat

Jumping or dropping to flat with a hard landing. Normally it’s a big jump or drop and your suspension bottoms out.

That huck to flat hurt my ankle.

by fysvio[jkhk September 4, 2020

Flat Milk

When the milk has been left out of the fridge for a prolonged period of time, so the milk is no longer cold and crisp.

"Can you put the milk back in the fridge, it's gone flat"

"Flat Milk is the worst"

by YaMother'sGash August 29, 2016

Flat Fart

A fart that is at the same level of noice the whole time

That dog just had a flat fart

by Iggy star September 13, 2017

Flat Fat

When a really obese people loses a ton of weight in a short amount of time, making their appearance seem pinched or unnaturally small

Damn dude, John's wife lost 300 lbs in a week! What a flat fat!

by Ding_Dong_Long_Schlong December 12, 2016