Lauren fitz

a Lauren fitz sings like a rusty hamster wheel. they look like a potato that you stepped on and can't get out of the bottom of your shoe mixed with a little mushroom. they are so spastic and they run like a fat ass goat. if you ever come in contact with one RUN because they will most likely have herpes.

person 1: Whats that screeching sound?
Person 2: oh its just a Lauren Fitz

by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019

Brian Fitzgerald

Usually the most mechanically incline. If they aren’t already bald they probably will be. Their favorite car parts consist of turbos, electrical tape and zip ties. You can always find them at pick-n-pulls if any establishment similar.

Brian Fitzgerald is a zip tie man

by Barry Mahogany February 6, 2020

Derek Fitzgerald

A Derek Fitzgerald is usually the sexiest kindest person you can meet . Has a horsecock and will fuck your bitch if he don’t fuck with you . He once smoked black tar heroin with Tupac

Holy fucking shit I want to be fucked by Derek Fitzgerald so bad

by Derekfuckscats June 7, 2020

Shane Fitzpatrick

Previously been with: Sasso, Sierra Ramos, Veronica Campos, Ms. Lavin, and finally, Nora Ismail. Shane Fitz is known to have very curly hair that looks like its from the 80's. He is also known to be quite chubby. He is absolute trash at Rainbow Six Siege, and everyone else on the football team thinks he's a loser. He lost a fight to a kid who was 4'11 and he smells.

You were hanging out with Shane?
Are you retarded?
Shane Fitzpatrick- A dumb fat idiot.

by Shaneiskindagay October 17, 2020

Oscar Fitzpatrick

Commonly Indian will a big nose, usually found around the petroleum stations working so he can afford his face care and curry. He is commonly known as big nose Indian faggot. He loves to scam. He also has a 3 inch cock hard.

Oscar Fitzpatrick is a big nose Indian faggot

by Alukaba February 19, 2021

The Fitzgerald Fake

In football when a ball carrier is well beyond the line of scrimmage and a defensive player is closing in to tackle him. The ball carrier proceeds to pretend to throw a pass by lifting his head and cocking his arm back even though he definitely cannot throw a pass hoping to get the defender to jump up and block the pass.

Dude! I can’t believe that linebacker just fell for The Fitzgerald Fake!!

by Wollaston Boi June 2, 2021

Ryan Fitz

That bitch thinks he is god but is is only a phat pussyo ye.

I just fucked Ryan Fitz in his big bunda ye.

by Bonkers91 August 18, 2021