fecal lucidity

Clarity, especially mental clarity, that one is completely and totally wallowing in shit.

"I've been working on a project for my boss all week and last night I had a moment of fecal lucidity. There is no fucking way I will be able to complete it by the deadline because I have no clue what I am doing!" -Me

by MrMethod September 7, 2008

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fecker

A less hard hitting derivative of fucker, commonly used in northern parts of the UK.

Shopkeeper: Gies' back those cheese n' onion taytos ye wee fecker!
ned/chav: No way ye spa!

by eZsquirT July 27, 2019

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Fecality

Erroneous statement indicating a misconception borne of ignorance or naivety. Synonymous with "fallacy" (though must be stated) and derived in part from the adjective "fecal." In the cherished tradition of equating unlikely notions with fecal matter and/or the act of defecation.

"Fecalities we're abundant in today's session of parliament, the most heinous fecality coming from the Prime Minister."

by SoundAvarice July 19, 2009

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Fecal blizzard

When things just really really suck and your having a crappy time.

When you sit down to shit and your crap comes out faster than you can control, and you spray poop all over like a fine mist.

Dan's world seemed to be one big Fecal blizzard.

I drank a fifth of gin, and ate at Taco Bell today. Tonight the forecast calls for one huge Fecal blizzard.

by Aqua lung October 7, 2013

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Feckless barbie

Ivanka Trump.

We had hoped that The presidents daughter would keep the president from being an egotistical dictator but she’s merely feckless Barbie.

Pretty and useless.

by Commiemommie June 12, 2018

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