Faux Sox

Poseur Boston Red Sox fans, who have been rooting for the team only since 2004 or 2007, but act like they've been lifelong die hards. Normally have no connection whatsoever to the city of Boston. Most are either female and/or college fraternity members. Faux Sox can be easily spotted by their pristine, unbent, perfectly clean Red Sox caps that they pretentiously wear. The male species normally have goattees (as do some of the females).

Fan 1: Did you hear that guy behind us? He just told his friend that they were supposed to stand up for the 6th inning stretch. What a douche.

Fan 2: (turns around; sees frat boy wearing a Red Sox cap) No wonder. He's a Faux Sox. He doesn't know shit about baseball.

by BostonRedSux October 13, 2009

faux fresh

Cornbread that is topped with butter and microwaved. It's like it's fresh, but it's not.

Can sometimes refer to any room temperature food that is revamped via butter and microwave. But mostly just cornbread.

They have cornbread in the dining hall today! Faux fresh time!!

by madam333 January 22, 2011

faux-munch

When a guy goes down on a girl, and uses his fingers and just moves his lips.

man, I totaly faux-munched her

by Sthrnprincess April 14, 2011

Faux Pauz

Faux (French term for fake) + Faux Pas (A violation of accepted social norms) + Pause = Faux Pauz

Fake Pause? Open to your interpretation, naturally.

Among others, some interpretations of Faux Pauz include:
1. A fake pause, meaning your life still goes on while you hang around/pause.
2. Work is never-ending, thus a faux pauz (or a fake pause) in life would assist one in unwinding and savouring the little things.
3. Faux Pauz militates against the convention that life is a rat race. Life is more than that.

Live on the edge, militate against norms, live your life faux pauz style.

by skii c. April 23, 2011

faux/20

smoking massive amounts of marijuana on a day that isn't 4/20 but acting like it is 4/20

stoner friend: yo kid I got an once of kush lets go to my house and smoke!

friend:I guess today's faux/20

kid1: YO I GOTTA BLUNT LETS BURN AND HAVE A FAUX/20

by thatsmoker29 May 3, 2011

Faux Boheme

The lifestyle of a young adult who would be a hipster if they were a little more hip.

He's just living la vie faux boheme.

by FBoheme October 16, 2010

faux-pro

When a person creates a false profile of a celebrity, in attempt to seem cooler or make those people feel like they are friends with such celebrity.

guy 1: Dude!!! I'm friends with Megan Fox on facebook! She is soo hot and now I can chat her!

guy 2: Dude its probably a faux-pro why would she accept you?

by nashtikidd213 July 5, 2010