faux pas

an expression of apology following a gaffe or embarrassing statement.

"Faux pas. It was not my intention to step on your feet in this crowd."

by babalang January 31, 2024

Faux-perfect

Adjective: Perfect only in a mirror. Nearly-successful pretense of perfection in desired characteristic(s).

Adverb: Faux-per'fectly
Verb: Faux-perfect'
Gerunds: Faux-perfec'tion, Faux-perfec'ting, Faux-perfec'ted

Yes, his hair is flawless, he always dresses to the nines, knows all the best restaurants and they give him the best table. Then he goes home and yells at the kids. Now, I call that "faux-perfect"

by cpubizman March 07, 2024

doin' it faux natural

to masturbate

I haven't had sex in 15 years. To get by all that time, I have been doin' it faux natural.

by Poetjester February 06, 2016

faux christmas

getting a package in the mail, (when its' definitely NOT christmas!) whether you have forgotten you ordered it or not!, kind of like sending oneself flowers!

my new auto-suck came today, and it was GLORIOUS!, feels like faux christmas

got several packages today (in june) feels like faux christmas!

by michael foolsley December 08, 2016

bo faux

A parody of Bo-Ho.. Millennials acting like bohemian hippies at festivals but returning to their reckless consumerism in day-to-day life.

Coachella is full of Bo Faux kids

by tommydog November 12, 2018

faux frenzy

a pretend freak out used when a diversion is needed.

All right Jimmy now here's the plan, were going to cause a faux frenzy.

by urbanwordhunter April 16, 2010

faux soul

The illusion of spiritual depth and existential meaning engineered by capitalist minions in order to more effectively sell products.

“The Apple Store’s atmosphere is pure faux soul.”

by SalvyZ July 13, 2019