faux-bate

to faux masturbate for a crowd.

"damn, look at that stripper up there, she's a pro-faux-bater."

by florence vanderslice December 30, 2007

faux/20

smoking massive amounts of marijuana on a day that isn't 4/20 but acting like it is 4/20

stoner friend: yo kid I got an once of kush lets go to my house and smoke!

friend:I guess today's faux/20

kid1: YO I GOTTA BLUNT LETS BURN AND HAVE A FAUX/20

by thatsmoker29 May 3, 2011

Faux-ever Young

Women or men who modify their appearance to look younger than their true age but it just doesn't look right.

She looks faux-ever young because of her bad botox job.

by webdeb1228 February 22, 2014

Faux

A word people mainly use to describe fake material because wearing fake fur and leather hurts their ego.

"let's hop in my Prius and go to start bucks so I can show of my faux leather jacket"

by Cazkey April 1, 2019

faux-la

the white girl version of a chola.

a fake chola.

Did you see Stephanie wearing that beanie? She looked like such a faux-la even though she's from Calabasas.

by yeahuhmeeeeeeee November 4, 2008

faux nem

1-something you can say in agreement with another

2-Fake others that cannot be trusted

Kate cheated on jack she a “faux nem” Bro

by Jpizz December 12, 2019

faux deuce

The art of making an emergency text message or killing time on your smartphone because your employees work rules sucks balls.

I yelled at my coworker that I was going to drop a faux deuce because the boss is around.

by lostinyourmom April 10, 2016