smooth fart

to not give a damn; to not care one way or the other; to not give a shit; to not care what someone does given a choice of two options; the opposite of a chinese firecracker fart

originally from "The Soloist" when Robert Downey Jr's character tells Jamie Foxx's character nonchalantly, "I don't give a smooth fart whether your stay or go."

Dude 1: "Which computer are you gonna buy? Laptop or desktop?."

Dude 2: "Man, I don't give a smooth fart which one I get as long as they both play World of Warcraft and I can update my Facebook page."

by Jimmy Jackass September 9, 2009

Kamikaze Fart

When you break wind and it smells so bad you start to gag. Usually happens while driving or in a small room.
Can also be used to attack a group of people by standing near them and farting loud.

Dude 1: Jesus, I had a kamikaze fart driving home. I almost died.
Dude 2: Shit nigga.

by Charles2337 November 24, 2009

One fart away from a disaster

Being afraid to fart, because if you do you might shit yourself.

Peter: Drive faster! I'm one fart away from a disaster!

Bjorn: Why didn't you take a shit at the restaurant?

Peter: That's messed up.

Bjorn: You're strange, don't shit your pants in my car.

by vAnCiTyCaNaDa May 29, 2010

oven fart

the plume of hot smoke that hits you in the face when you open the oven door.

I opened the door to check on my muffins and Wham, the fucking oven farted on me

by Chimmi chamba September 22, 2011

Mario Fart

The type of fart that literally sounds like Mario jumping.

Did you hear how my fart's tone went up toward the end? It sounded like Mario jumping!! That's what I call a Mario Fart.

by Shaiko McGillicutty April 3, 2012

Pool Fart

That distinct smell of a fart ripped at a public pool or shower facility.

I felt my swim suit flap against my butt as I farted and was almost up the ladder out of the pool. People looked disgusted as my pool fart hit their noses- it had the distinct smell of musty wetness. Like an unclean dishwasher.

by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015

Moose Fart

Flatulence that is so vile and powerfully wet it sounds like an angry bull moose during mating season.

The smell is so primitive that it's repugnant.

I don't know who's in that men's room stall right now but they just dropped a moose fart. The air was thick. I couldn't breath.

by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017