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Fap Fuel

Something that makes you turned on and want to masturbate.
Oh man did you see Sheila's dress last night, now that was fap fuel.
by TruFacesWillCome September 28, 2011
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Fap Dragon

A way of asking someone when the last time they fapped was without straight out asking when the last time they fapped was. Usually used in a safe for work environment towards people you don't know. It is considered more polite.
Customer: So, how's the Fap Dragon?
Store Manager: Yeah he paid me a visit a few minutes ago
Customer: Shit yeah! You're a real Fap Master!
by King of Fappers '94 December 9, 2010
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fap happy

one who proform's the act of masturbation to an obsessive extent
fred: man i hate that guy larry hes such a fap happy bag of cunts
by issaru0 February 8, 2009
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Fat Fap

The act of wrapping your stomach fat around your penis and fapping with it.
I caught that Bill guy fat fapping the other day. Gosh he's fat.
by TheFatFapper May 8, 2014
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fap police

The ultimate law enforcement against fappers & pervs on Omegle. Usually led by a crazy red dressed gangster with a Ghetto Blasta Revolver.
► Freeze motherf****r! This is the Fap Police!
► He is now under arrest by the official Fap Police law enforcement.
by SheldonSTA March 15, 2015
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Fap sesh

Frantically beating your meat until you have a Indian burn on your bald headed yogurt slinger
Brady had a wicked fap sesh bro.
by JLman95 July 14, 2017
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Fap Rap

Term used to describe soulless, focus-group driven, highly synthetic and overproduced mainstream rap music, primarily from the 2010's, that lacks the creativity and soul associated with previous periods in hip hop history. Fap rap is an umbrella genre that not only includes mumble rap - it's most recent incarnation - but earlier 10's corporate pop rap like Drake, Nicki Minaj, Iggy Azalea, the Far East Movement., etc. See also butt rap.

The genre has its origins in the early-mid 00's with shameless, cynical pop acts such as the Black Eyed Peas, as well as less saccharine but still very cheesy one-hit-wonder Southern rappers like Soulja Boy and Mims. Once representing a small portion of sales within hip hop, the style has since become THE defining sound and ethos of mainstream rap.

Fap rap has many parallels to butt rock, a style of rock music (characterized by bands like Nickelback, Staind, Theory of a Deadman, Limp Bizkit, etc.) that all but entirely took over mainstream rock during the late 90's and 00's. The lack of variety, creativity, and quality standards within mainstream rock during this period may very well be the cause of the genres recent commercial demise. It is uncertain, yet entirely plausible, that fap rap will have a similar effect on hip hop in the coming years and decades.
Person 1: "Thank god 6ix9ine's in jail. Now mumble rap might finally be over and hip hop can recover"
Person 2: "Recover? No man, even with mumble rap gone, we've got a LONG way to go before mainstream rap is in anything resembling a healthy state again"
Person 1: "Yeah, you're right. I guess mumble rappers are only the latest in a long series of fap rappers dating back to before the start of the decade."
Person 2: "Right. As long as fap rappers Drake and Cardi B. are still more successful than everyone else, fap rap isn't going anywhere. Hip hop needs a revolution, like what rock and roll got in the 90's when grunge wiped out hair metal and 80's butt rock. Hopefully something like that happens in the 20's."
by Burt Kocain January 12, 2019
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