Flump

To fall without grace into a seated or laying position.

Don't flump down on the bed!
Or

That kid just flumped down on the couch and almost broke it.

by Kcraig115 December 18, 2016

flumpt

like flumped but better

I feel flumpt

by Faggyjew February 6, 2017

Flump

A hair bump that appears on your head after you wake up in the morning. Any bump on you to appear randomly.

jasmyn "good morning jordan."
Jordan "omg look in the mirror you have a flump!"
Jasmyn "oh no now i cant straighten my hair!"

by Talhotblonde March 26, 2017

Frump

When a lady trumps and the air travels from the anus to the front lips of the vagina creating a frump. Trump+fanny=frump

Holy shit did you just Trump that was so wet, no it was a frump

by Jhrooryroo March 16, 2017

Flump

When you feel like the sound poop makes when it falls in a toilet (pronounced floomp)

I feel like such a flump

by Liv Life May 6, 2017

Frumpling

A fat, sloppy little child who wears shirts too small to conceal his/her gut, and who's sandals are always almost falling off as he/she walks. He/she is also constantly begging for a chocolate bar, when it is clear by looking at the corners of their mouths, they've already had one. Basically, a fat, gluttonous little shit.

Hey man you wanna go to the town fair tonight?

No man, too many frumplings waddling around stuffing their faces in their WWE shirts. I can't stand them.

by Crusty Howard July 8, 2017

Frumpkin

Ugly teenage girl(s) who work at old people homes

Carter: "Bro I gave Jenna a Dirty Sanchez last night!"

Kody: "Sick she's a total frumpkin didn't you see her give that guy at the old home a bath?"

by MeAnGelizzzaaa July 28, 2017