Burger Float 4Ever

A huge dishonerable piece of shit who smells like a McPlayplace in rural Georgia. Has the consistency of grandma's famous southern chili.

Ralph: You wanna go get a Burger Float 4Ever?

D-Bloody-Pete: Get blud fucger??? Hell to tha NAW!!!!! He tasta like a stinky alamo doo doo.

by SkinFlute_9/11_NeverForget February 7, 2023

Your boat don't float

Something that has weighed it down... Not on surface but below or underneath the surface... An anchor may cause a boat not to float... Therefore it it stuck..

Your boat don't float if you don't have any ambitions

by March 12, 2021

Floating-a-left-P

Basically when Twitter first goes insane cause you typed $PEPE, you think.

So, psychologically, there may be relation here to internal dynamics to the typer, such that it is then you have fulfilled the aforementioned and defined word.

No one will ever know why $PEPE defined this, if it is.

$PEPE: Floating-a-left-P.
Internet: silence

by superstopponthat May 6, 2023

Egg Float

When you lean back in a chair and fart, the gas travels from your anus up your perineum and manages to escape by splitting your scrotum, thus lifting your balls to escape.

Dude, i had to let one rip while i was driving.
it came out like a complete Egg Float

by Barettokurabu January 10, 2018

floating boner

Floating boner is a boner delivered by a beautiful woman via no physical contact only text

'She's so hot it didn't take any hands; a couple texts and I had a floating boner'

by Bassgypsy November 6, 2013

The Floating Rock

The ideal Christmas Gift. (does nothing productive)

Yours for £200 only at shittygifts.com!

by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004

floating birthday

Cerebrating someones birthday a few days / months before or after their actual birth-date.

She has a floating birthday because she was born on a leap year so we just celebrate whenever works best.

by Foxcraft February 25, 2016