dream soda float

Falling asleep and having a moist sexual dream while having a whacky Wednesday special

He had a dream soda float with his chips.

by Akkaytex March 29, 2017

Float Over

The art of floating a surveillance balloon over your adversary’s country to spy on ICBM sites while claiming it is a weather balloon. Popularized by Chinese Ministry of State Security (MSS)

First detected by passengers on a commercial flight, the Chinese Ministry of State Security did a “float over” of a bus-sized surveillance balloon over the northern continental US to spy on ICBM sites all the while claiming it was a weather balloon gone astray.

by Mil3druid4 February 3, 2023

Floats

Slang for a woman’s breasts,heard most often in the west of Ireland.

“Would ya look at the fllllloooooats on that wan”

“She’s got some pair of floats on her”

“I’ll give you this potato wench,but only if you show me those might,meaty floats of yours”

by Smellslikefloats2734 September 18, 2020

floating the rag

when a tampon is in an overfill emergency situation and needs to be replaced.

Damn, I'm floating the rag, you got a tampon?

by Bejuled Asshole November 18, 2020

The Floating Rock

The ideal Christmas Gift. (does nothing productive)

Yours for £200 only at shittygifts.com!

by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004

house float

The name for a house decorated as a Mardi Gras float originating during COVID-19 pandemic times when Mardi Gras parades were cancelled.

Mais, look at that house float, cher! They’re on the drive-by parade route!

by Gin Callais January 20, 2021

floating teapot

An object that is nebulously and indescribably homosexual.

"Hey, check out my new pair of pink skintight leather pants!"
"Dude, those are such a floating teapot."

by ArtOfMecha May 27, 2021