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feces felon

A derogatory yet public appropriate name for a gay dude
God, Bob is such a feces felon!
by Joe Brannen September 23, 2005
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fanceh

Joe: I'm having tea with the Queen tomorrow.
Bob: Ooh, that's well fanceh.
by sotwff March 19, 2010
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fecebook

A social networking website where pretentious and crass individuals go to spy on the lives of like minded individuals.
Jon is drunk out of his mind and is lying on the floor with his tie wrapped around his head. Matt flips out a camera and says: "Hey, this is a great picture to put on Fecebook."
by Dlove87 July 4, 2008
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Feces

Material that comes out of ones bum.
The feces is emerging from my nether region.
by Groovatron February 28, 2002
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fender bender

small, harmless accident that does nothing but bend the fender, hence the name.
the faggot that backed into me in the parking lot wanted to sue over a fender bender.
by McCheesy November 1, 2003
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fencing

Fencing is the art or practice of attack and defense with the foil, épee, or sabre. All three of the weapons have their own distinct history, blade, guard, and target area. Fencing is an excellent outlet for stress and aggression in an artful form of expression. It involves a level of cunning similar to that of chess. Much of the terminology is French and official tournaments are conducted in French.
Aldo Nadi, the winner of three gold medals and one silver medal in the 1920 Olympics in Antwerp is one of the greatest fencing masters of all time.
by Layko December 1, 2010
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fance

A particularly provocative dancing technique where the 'fancers' dance to show one another how they fuck.

This neologism, which can be used as both verb and noun, originated in the early twenty-first century with its first appearance in the short film "Fuck or Fight."
Dancer: Hey man! What do you think you're doing? That's my girl!

Fancer: I'm just getting my fance on!

Dancer: You better not be talking about the technique where you dance with someone, but also try to show them how you fuck.

Fancer: That's exactly what I'm doing!

Dancer: You fance like my mother!

Fancer: I fanced with your mom last night. And I don't even practice safe-fance.

Dancer: That's a distubring message to be sending!

Fancer: It may be disturbing, but it's the only way it feels right. Ask anybody, I'm the fanciest fancer in this city!
by FormerAthlete October 24, 2010
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