faux wit

to associate with, or do buisness with

drug dealer: Hey, don't faux wit dat nigga; i heard he will rip you off!

by BIG C DUBB October 19, 2006

faux horn

a hairstyle that occurs when a faux hawk goes wrong, and instead of imitating a mohawk, it ends up more reminiscent of a horn, giving the wearer the appearance of a unicorn.

have you seen billy's hair today? he said it was a faux hawk but it looks more like a faux horn

by mmiikkii March 20, 2008

Faux dollars

Money you don't have in the bank. (used sarcastically)

"Hey man, let's take a world trip right now."
"Oh yeah, lemme just use my faux dollars and empty cents on this imaginary global excursion."

by B.R. Jules March 16, 2015

faux-bate

to faux masturbate for a crowd.

"damn, look at that stripper up there, she's a pro-faux-bater."

by florence vanderslice December 30, 2007

faux-munch

When a guy goes down on a girl, and uses his fingers and just moves his lips.

man, I totaly faux-munched her

by Sthrnprincess April 14, 2011

Faux Graviditis

/foʊ gɹa.vi.daɪ̯.tɪs/
Meaning: when a girl gets fat enough, she and other people suspect her of being pregnant

"Mary was so fat, she had Faux Graviditis!"
"Yea, I also caught it"

by Latin Linguist February 13, 2024

Faux-toe

Another word for a “pocket pussy, a fake ass pussy, a jerk stick.”

“Yo bro I found your faux-toe under my bed.” “When’s the last time you cleaned your faux-toe?”

by anonymous January 21, 2023