Electronicals

Anything using a power source not understood by the user.

At airport security ~ please remove laptops,Ipads, and any Electronicals items from hand luggage.

by carouselangel June 11, 2019

sapingo electronico

A sapingo electronico is a simple minded tool bag who has shit for brains. 99.9% of these scumbags happens to work in IT or with any electronics or computers.

The guy in IT is a world class sapingo electronico for not giving us the wifi password.

by Phuck lu tu March 30, 2017

erection ratio

The comparison in length of one's erect penis to their non-erect penis. Expressed the same as mathematic ratios (i.e. 4:1 or 4 to 1).

Hey Roberto, my wife says my erection ratio of 2 to 1 just doesn't satisfy her needs.

by Gary Coleman IV April 10, 2008

Electronic Voice Phenomenon (EVP)

The process through which the dead communicate with the living through household recording devices.

My dead ex-girlfriend contacted me using Electronic Voice Phenomenon through the television while I was having sex with my new girlfriend on my king sized bed.

by happypuppy January 15, 2005

Erection

When your Penis gets hard from sexual thoughts, sights, or stimulations

"Aw man, Jessica's big tits are giving me a giant erection"

"James, stick your thick erection up my pussy!"

by BonerGuy17 October 25, 2016

Vaginal Erection

Mmm...got a whiff of his cologne? Did he just take his shirt off at the gym? Did you start to feel a little tingly...down there? Perhaps a bit moist? And almost like your clitoris is standing 6 feet tall? Well girl, you've just suffered from a vaginal erection.

I was sitting at my desk and when he walked by I smelled his cologne. I had to run to the bathroom after I realized I'd just had a vaginal erection.

by vaginiqua October 26, 2011

Electronica

A word the media came up with to refer to all forms of Electronic Music. Electronica is not a music genre. For more information, see Ishkur's Guide to Electronic Music. Google it.

Neo: There is no Electronica.

by KK May 5, 2005