Crash Dummy

a) Someone who knowingly commits dangerous or harmful acts that can result in a negative outcome

b) Same as an actual Crash Test Dummy but under different circumstances
1. Don’t be a crash dummy selling drugs on the street knowing you have kids at home.

2. Sleeping with your friend’s man just because your boyfriend flirted with her is crash dummy activities.

3. You’re a crash dummy if you try to sell someone a stolen car.
by JustThinkAboutIt May 27, 2025
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Crash Dummy

A person who deliberately places themselves in unfavorable circumstances seeking approval from others. Also referred to as a Pitbull, Dumbass, or Lap dog.
Did you see David’s blew up that guys house because Marc told him to?
Yeah.. he’s a crash dummy of course he would.
by thereallllest May 11, 2024
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Crash dummy

A person who puts there self up to fail
Ryan:wassup

Mia:hey

Mia:are you apart of "the boys"
Ryan: yessir

Mia: that's crash dummy shit
by Hisokafatsballsack September 25, 2020
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My dummy boyfriend Luke

my cute caring boyfriend who has a silly fish brain and tickles you until you feel like pissing yourself. I love him
by Coley222 December 11, 2023
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Stunt dummy

A gullible person who is conned or manipulated into performing an act so that the person who is doing the manipulating obtains his/her goal or action without putting themselves in any danger or fear of reprisal.
Jen used Barry as a stunt dummy to get what she wanted.
by Lupo1973 December 20, 2020
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Jail dummies

Jail dummies are impressionable, naive, usually young people who are just entering the world of low end crime. The jail dummies have no clue what the profit from their crime is actually worth, because they're new and oblivious to the profit margins and believe the criminal hiring them is simply giving them a fair share.

In truth, the crime itself is usually simply but fairly high risk, which is why a smarter criminal will outsource the job to jail dummies, so the dummies go to jail while the career criminal gets to deny the whole thing.
Don't worry, if we get caught, I can deny the whole thing and blame it on my jail dummies.
by GliveCo January 23, 2023
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Stupid Dummy

A person who is so stupid that they can be used as a literal dummy.
Person 1: Hey, can you buy me something?
Person 2: Yeah! Do you have money?
Person 1: Yes, inside your wallet
Person 2: Great! I already have it for you!
Person 1: Thanks! Stupid Dummy!
by hatertheplayer May 06, 2023
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