Dress Code

fuck dress code. why can't I wear pajama pants. I hate school

Random motherfucker: you are breaking dress code. Me: does it look like I fucking care

by thatbitchinthecorner December 28, 2019

Does Not Match

Mysteriously appearing in response to your user name, your password, your email, all of which you have entered correctly.

He typed his email for the fourth time, slowly and carefully, and again got the message: "does not match". He hit 'forget your password?' They could send him a temporary one, no problem. First, he needed to enter his email address.

by Monkey's Dad April 20, 2020

does emily love teagan more

Yes of course she does!! It is possible that Emily loves teagan more!!

Hey Siri does Emily love teagan more?

by Subwayne May 12, 2020

Dressed

New Orleans for with everything - specifically on sandwiches and such.

Me: walk into Domelici's
Her: Whatch'u want, baby
Me: Can I please have a roast beef po'boy and a Dixie beer, please?
Her: You want that dressed?
Me: Yes, ma'am.
Her: All right then.
Me: looking in bag - Uh, ma'am I didn't order a bag of Zapp's
Her: Oh, baby, that's just a little lagniappe.

by El Gancho Taquero November 12, 2020

Does Pi Love Me?

When you are mathematically tickled why you have been experiencing an aha! on or about the number π pretty frequently recently—for no logical or valid reasons, it is as if pi seems to be infatuated with you.

Besides coming up with a few sexy proofs on some pi-related theorems, I spotted my birthdate and my cellphone number 31,415 digits apart among the first ten thousand digits in the decimal number pi. Sounds like a sign from on high that makes me wonder: “Does Pi love me?”

by Numerati November 5, 2023

Face Dressing

When a women wears so much make-up that it makes her look way different than she normally does. Ways to tell are large amounts of make up that looks like you can scrape a chuck off with your nail.

I went to bed with a hot girl and woke up next to a non-attractive girl. Total Face Dressing.

by Avizzlery September 11, 2009

Vegas Dress

A dress a girl purchases for the sole intention of looking hot and go out in. Usually purchased some time before going to Las Vegas, and most oftentimes worn with Vegas Shoes, and cannot be substituted with anything else.

It's not uncommon for the dress to never be worn again.

We drove all the way to Vegas and my girlfriend just realized that she forgot her Vegas Dress, that's why she's crying uncontrollably... I guess she'll be stuck in the room naked then... Perhaps I'll stay in too....

by figbush May 1, 2013