deviant

Somebody with a particularly disturbing sexual preference or straying abnormally far from the norm.

James is a deviant that likes to use tentacles and other odd devices when thinking about sex. When he has sex, you will know from the screams of horror and disgust. This extreme deviance is severely harmful to the mental health of all effected.

by James teedeediddlyheee July 24, 2008

Diving

In reference to hockey. It is when a player tries to get the attention for the ref to get a penalty against the opposing team.

diving- "REF! did you see that?!"
or
"that's Bush league"
or
"look at Dylan, he's so diving"

by isbell January 30, 2009

pit diving

The act of putting your face in the hairy armpit of a hot muscular guy (preferably with a slight musky odor) in order to lick and smell for sexual arousal.

That guy is so hot I would love to go pit diving on him.

by Mr Buckles January 11, 2009

skin diving

When you have sex sans condom. Used in reference to the risky nature of such an endeavour.

Always use a hat skin diving can get you in trouble.

by red5 March 10, 2005

blumpkin diving

when a man recieves fellatio while concurrently excreting fecal matter in a pool, or any large body of water. Both subjects must be submerged in the water, except for whoever is on the recieving end may have thier head out of the water. Defecation must be executed underwater as well. Recieving a blumpkin at the edge of a pool and, say, letting the shit just fall into the pool does not constitue as blumpkin diving.

Debbie went blumpkin diving with Tom at a party and the pool was later evacuated and sterilized.

by jbd July 23, 2008

Divine intervention

When god makes something happen. A prime example is when in the 2001/02 season when west brom had to win at bradford in the 2nd last game of the season to be in the front seat for promotion ahead of deadly rivals wolves. We never really looked like scoring, but then out of knowhere, the ball was hoofed into the box, and bob taylor was fouled and we had a penalty!! Igor balis slotted it way and we went up next weekend. Cheers god, I owe you one.

You couldn't have written a bettewr script for the last day

I believe divine intervention scored that penalty

by number 1 wee haggis by the way June 5, 2005

Cubba Divin'

A word that has derived from the words Scuba Diving. It is the ghetto form.

"I ain't goin' Cubba Divin' with chu, you know how much this hair piece cost me?"

by Dr.Pepperqueen December 23, 2008