postflapmatic stress disorder

n. Abbr. PFSD

A psychological disorder affecting individuals who have experienced failing miserably at playing(or attempting to play) the notoriously annoying yet addicting app game 'Flappy Bird', characterized by recurrent flashbacks of the traumatic event, smashed phones/ipads, irritability, anxiety, and social withdrawal.

"ZOMG Liz started smacking her head with her shoe after she got a 1 on flappy bird"
"Guess she has PFSD"
"What dat?"
"Postflapmatic Stress Disorder". Look it up, nigga."

by scienceBITCH February 6, 2014

11th-grade disorder

If you called your friend “GOD”, you are the 11th-grade disorder.

It is evolution version of the 8th-grade disorder.

Unlike other diseases, it doesn't affect your health but the ability of social adaption.

You’ll become very active and energetic whole day.
There are various infection routes such as air infection and contact infection.
Treatment has not been established yet.

I am worshipping him because I am affected by the 11th-grade disorder.

by Aporo June 18, 2018

Binge eating disorder

Something I have.
No, it's not lack of control.
No, it's not eating as much as you can.
No, it doesn't include guilt or regret (when eating).

People who have this disorder might be:
Depressed
other important mental health issues
Bored (like me)
or others

My family: *switches off the internet*
Me: I'm bored
Me: *starts binge eating*

Life lesson: don't switch off the internet or binge eating disorder will happen

by nothing_just shut up June 6, 2022

PTSD: Post-Tutor Scam Disorder

PTSD: Post-Tutor Scam Disorder — A term first coined by online class help expert, Jim O'Hara, that refers to the phenomenon that occurs whenever a student gets scammed online by someone claiming to be a "tutor," and now suddenly believes that ALL online tutors are scammers. Out of fear of being scammed again, students with "PTSD" force genuinely legitimate online tutors to go through completely arbitrary & convoluted nonsense to try to “prove” the tutor's legitimacy. However, because of the student's "PTSD," no matter how much concrete evidence the tutor provides bolstering their legitimacy, the student is still convinced the genuinely legitimate online tutor is just another scammer.

Jeez, this student that texted me got some serious PTSD: Post-Tutor Scam Disorder! Apparently, some foreign scammer from the Middle East claimed to be an expert in chemistry and tricked her into paying him upfront. Then he blocked her number and never heard from him again. Because of that, this student is making me jump through hoops to try to prove I'm not another scammer. It is complete BS that she's making me go through this nonsense when she totally didn't make that other guy do so before. But it's pointless, no matter how much proof I give her, her PTSD will still make her think I'm a scammer, so what's even the point of humoring her?

by Jim O'Hara - Exam Help Expert August 2, 2022

Korean Tourist Disorder

Korean Tourist Disorder (KSD) is the irresistible compulsion to take pictures of oneself our one's family in front of every conceivable landmark, regardless of its insignificance. The afflicted are not necessarily Korean, although many are. They frequently clog hallways and sidewalks at high-profile American universities and other locales. Their primary mode of transportation include caravans of transcontinental tour buses, which never stop for more than ten minutes or less than two at any of particular place of interest.

Tom: (seeing large, dense crowd toting cameras) There must be an epidemic of Korean Tourist Disorder. Cover your mouth.
Dick: No shit. I just woke up from a nap on that bench when thirty of the buggers started taking pictures of me.

by calvert February 11, 2008

Meeting Affective Disorder

A form of boredom that occurs in relation to mandatory meetings, most commonly those centered around a presentation.
Symptoms include difficulty in staying awake, and delirious hallucinations more commonly referred to as daydreams.

Guy 1: I think you have Meeting Affective Disorder, you should see a doctor
Guy 2: Why do you think I have that?
Guy 1: The pool of drool on the table from you dozing off.

by me2248 August 15, 2010

Disorientated

Disorientated is the British spelling/pronunciation (originally from a French word) of the US slurred and lazy variant disoriented. Meaning: Confused. To lose one's sense of direction.

It appears in all English dictionaries (as opposed to US-English) and the word has been in use since (at least) circa 1704.

Whilst walking around the numerous corridors of his new college, George became disorientated and couldn't find his way back out.

by NightOwl1 November 10, 2010