A "Disasteroid" is a very large asteroid that is headed directly to Earth, no ifs, ands, or buts. Not only that, but it's big enough to wallop the entire planet and cause a disaster of major proportions... or worse.
The Disasteroid was coming.... and there wasn't a damned thing Brute Android could do about it. He grimaced and took another swig of Fuel Oil No. 2.
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JD Vance is a massive disasteroid of a man, I can't believe the couch let him do that to it; like becoming vice-president of the United States, his actions could not have been consensual.
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JIM: AWW FUCK BRO! IM GONNA GO APE SHIT ON THAT TOILET AND RELEASE A FUCKING DISASTEROID.
TOMMY: BRO, WHAT THE FUCK!!!! DONT MESS WITH MY MOM'S BATHROOM SHE JUST GOT THAT SHIT RENOVATED. SHE'S GONNA SUE YOUR ASS IF YOU DO THAT!!!!
JIM: BROOOOOO!!!! I WON'T HAVE A FUCKING ASS AFTER THIS, I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOUR MOTHER DOES.
TOMMY: BRO, WHAT THE FUCK!!!! DONT MESS WITH MY MOM'S BATHROOM SHE JUST GOT THAT SHIT RENOVATED. SHE'S GONNA SUE YOUR ASS IF YOU DO THAT!!!!
JIM: BROOOOOO!!!! I WON'T HAVE A FUCKING ASS AFTER THIS, I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOUR MOTHER DOES.
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Get the DISASTEROID mug.When two or more people generally dislike each other and want nothing to do with them. However, the antics of one will invariably rope the other(s) into it, and they are essentially forced to go along with it in order to preserve their sanity, life, or both.
"Hear about what happened with Fred and Michael the other day?"
"Those two hate each other, don't they? What happened?"
"Shenanigans is what happened. Fred needed a ride somewhere and Michael of all people was the only one available for taxi service. Apparently, Michael needed to do an 'emergency' errand mid-way, and it devolved into an hour long blunder around town. Fred had no choice than to help him with it as quickly as possible so he could just get to where he needed to go."
"I should frankly be surprised that they didn't murder each other at some point during all of that..."
"Heh. Disaster friends, those two are."
"Those two hate each other, don't they? What happened?"
"Shenanigans is what happened. Fred needed a ride somewhere and Michael of all people was the only one available for taxi service. Apparently, Michael needed to do an 'emergency' errand mid-way, and it devolved into an hour long blunder around town. Fred had no choice than to help him with it as quickly as possible so he could just get to where he needed to go."
"I should frankly be surprised that they didn't murder each other at some point during all of that..."
"Heh. Disaster friends, those two are."
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Get the Disaster central mug.The Oilers can't even break out of their zone vs the Panthers, this team's a disaster
Edmonton needs goaltending and defence asap cuz this teams an absolute disaster
Edmonton needs goaltending and defence asap cuz this teams an absolute disaster
by 12mps June 17, 2025
Get the disaster mug.The result of a music producers attempt to create innovative music through unconventional collaboration between different cultural styles, trends and other phenomena in hopes that the novelty of the work will capture attention of consumers.
Usually this innovation stays within familiar boundaries in order to avoid testing any actual comfort zones of the listener, resulting in an uninspired, overplayed marketing gimmick which, at least in principle, would actually be offensive to many individuals provided anyone actually took the time to think about it as something other than a marketable product.
Usually this innovation stays within familiar boundaries in order to avoid testing any actual comfort zones of the listener, resulting in an uninspired, overplayed marketing gimmick which, at least in principle, would actually be offensive to many individuals provided anyone actually took the time to think about it as something other than a marketable product.
A sarcastic account of a cultural disaster would resemble something similar to the statement concerning the music video for the Lady Gaga song "Telephone" that follows: "I love how Lady Gaga, Beyonce and some of their backup dancers wear torn up American flags as costumes while dancing in a bar where the plot indicates they just murdered all the patrons, while singing about the perils of people trying to call your cell phone while you are drunk at a club. It conveys respect for themselves, pride for their nation and, most important of all, makes a lot of sense."
See also: Pussycat Dolls - Jai Ho
See also: Pussycat Dolls - Jai Ho
by Brian Seacrest April 15, 2010
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