Destao

The darker the berry sweeter the juice has the full package and once girls make eye contact with him they organically feel his vibe and get wet ; pussy magnet

Destaos dark and sweet

by Jerryco June 22, 2021

Distae

The act of doing insane moves while Eating/or drinking

He was distaeing on the trampoline.

by Questoma May 26, 2021

distancedlovers

a username used by only the sexiest married man in the world.

person 1- hey carlos, do you know distancedlovers??

person 2- of course i do, i heard their husband is pretty hot

by horseonastick September 4, 2021

distancedlovers

a really hot tiktoker who likes taylor swift

person one: hey, you follow distancedlovers on tiktok? what do they post?

person two: oh they post videos related to Taylor Swift. they called me and let me meet hannah montana!

by ilikepooteehee September 4, 2021

Dietary Cult

Religious or Superstitious Beliefs centered around eating and dogmatically defended and militarily protected by their adherents. Often involves spreading competing Propaganda, on diet and nutrition, to win market share or converts.

Dietary Cults Illustrated

Example 1 - John: "I'm an intermittent fast-er"

Mary: "I believe in eating 6 small meals a day."

John: "You're an Apostate."

Mary: "You're Satan Incarnate."

Example 2 - Rick: "i'm a Vegan."

Belinda: "i'm on the Carnivore Diet."

Rick: "you're a Violent Person and Psychotic Predator, there is no reason to eat animals."

Belinda: "your the reason our species is weak and degenerating: no animal protein."

Dietary Jihad/Crusade/Mahabharat ensues

Belinda dies in a Vegan Protest where a Vegan leaves behind a banana peel for her to slip on. Traces of almond milk are found around her mouth the next day. Left as a message to would-be Carnivores. This is Portland.

Example 3 - Gulvinder (Hindu): "This is India we don't eat beef."

Mohammed (Muslim): "There are legal exemptions. I can sell beef to other countries."

Gulvinder: "You shouldn't be enabling the eating of bovine in a roundabout way." (subtext: warning)

Mohammed: "Well I have the right." (i.e. completely misses the warning due to arrogance and not understanding the situation he is in)

Mohammed gets lynched the next day. "The Right Nutrition saves Lives" - Random Ambitious Doctor

by LemmingEinstein September 5, 2021

DistantNeko

A person who is typically described as a weeb. A NEET as well. People who are described as this likely haven't gone outside in over 6 months. With a crippling addiction to hentai and masturbating to boot. They also are more than likely obese and have several heart diseases.

Ew, it's a DistantNeko. Have you even gone outside? Nasty ass.

by NekoAngel October 17, 2021

Destan

She is the most funny, kind, emotional and thoughtful person. She loves cats, unicorns, lilac color, desserts and all kinds of cute things. You can see her laughing hard after two hours of crying. And always falling in love with the wrong person whose zodiac sign is Cancer.

No matter what, you'll never find someone like her. She's like a uniqe jewelry💜

Destan

by yaserco November 21, 2021