detroit trash can

Plowing a dirty chick in the ass while hiding in an alley.

I stopped off for a Detroit trash can after watching the Lions lose.

by Detroit0352 September 12, 2013

Detroit train cars

It is when two men fist each other at the same time in a train like manor

Those dudes Detroit train cars so well

by abccdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzzz January 13, 2021

Detroit Hot Pocket

The act of taking the stuffing out of a hot pocket, filling it with feces, and feeding it to someone.

Ben cheated on me so I gave him a Detroit Hot Pocket

by Randompseudonym February 17, 2022

Detroit dance party

Sexual act where the male lies down on the floor naked and allows the female(s) to grind a stiletto heel on his nutsack until he busts his nut.

I'm going to the strip club to find some chicks that want to do a Detroit dance party.

by Dump truck December 24, 2016

Detroit Country Day

A college preparatory school located in the Detroit Metropolitan area. The system is corrupt and half of the school tuition goes to the headmaster to pay for his brand new yacht. (see: Twat) What's left of the $20,000+ tuition is spent on useless landscaping and hiring caterers when the state health inspectors drop by to evaluate the low-budget lunch program. The remaining funds are spent buying basketball player from other schools to play on our team. Donations are literally begged for by the headmaster.

They say that they treat you like adults, but in reality, they treat you like you can't take a shit without hurting yourself.

What we are not allowed to do:

Hug (It's innapropriate)
Carry a backpack around (It's not safe)
Toss a saltine cracker at my friend
Take off our vests when we are hot
Wear a coat when they try and cut back on the heating bill
Voice our opinion
Laugh

Generally, DCD sucks camel penis.

Scott: Where do you go to?
Kyle: Detroit Country Day.
Scott: Your life must suck.

by An attending student July 22, 2008

Detroit Tigers Fans

People who have all but given up on life.. They know their team sucks but still come out to root for them even though they are bound to lose one way or the other..

After getting fired from my job and breaking up with my girl in the same day I felt just like a Detroit Tigers fan..

by Hot dog Bunning April 27, 2005

Detroit Oil Change

The act of shitting in a girls mouth, then having her spit it back into your mouth.

"Man, last night, I gave Amber a Detroit Oil Change for the first time and that sick fuck loved every second of it."

by Mattthewx June 12, 2006