Dyke Munch

A Dyke Munch is a male or straight woman that hangs around mostly lesbians. Not unlike a "Fag Hag."

I wish i wasn't a dyke munch, then i could actually get my friends to help me with guys.

by Bereft August 5, 2008

gender dyke

A lesbian who wears men's clothes and will probably get mistaken for a man by people who haven't figured out she has boobs and a booty. This person does not identify as trans, but often pushes the boundaries of what people think a woman should dress like.

"Did that lady just call me a gender dyke?! Wtf is that?!"
"Yea, she just mad tho cause she thought you were a cute dude from behind."
"I'm takin it! That word is mine!" *rainbow poofs*

by Roreo monster June 24, 2017

dyke princess

A JAP who is also a dyke. A butch lesbian Jew who is also high maintenance. Although he doesn't have his nails done, he can't get his hands dirty by doing ANYTHING productive.

The Jew next door is quite the dyke princess, as her/his spouse(wife) has to do EVERYTHING and round-the-clock does her/his bidding.

by lb46231lblllllll May 7, 2018

dyke weasel

A term used to describe a weasel that dwells inside the uderus of a human female. Dyke weasels can live up to 50 years of age inside the uderus because they feed off of the ambilical cord. During pregnancy, dyke weasels may hurt or even eat you fetus if the fetus is not strong enough to defend itself. In some cultures dyke weasels are considered a luxury and anyone with a dyke weasel is treated with much respect and authority. To obtain a dyke weasel, enter a wooded area and construct a trail of bait leading into you uderus. It may take up to 5 hours for a weasel to respond.

Im getting a dyke weasel for Christmas.
My friend's sister has a dyke weasel.

by Bob October 12, 2004

Dyke helmet

A woman who wears flannel and sports a mullet

Hey look d.j.'s going hiking with her dyke mullet!

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

Dyke-Alike

1. A heterosexual woman who prefers the company of lesbians. So much, that people start to assume she herself is a lesbian.

2. A straight woman that appears to have several of the same characteristics as a lesbian (i.e. mullet, flannel shirts, unshaven legs etc)

3. The Female counterpart of a Fag Stag

Lesbian 1: That new girl with Kate and Alli is hot, I am gonna get her.

Lesbian 2. Don't even try, she is just total breeder, just another Dyke-Alike

by RJ Haywood July 1, 2006

Van Dyke

A type of lesbian.

1. The "in charge" gal who drives the van on all of the lesbian group outings
2. Homosexual woman who drives the mini-van with the "I have two mommies" kid to school

Leslie always drives when our women's group goes anywhere. She must be the Van Dyke.

by SJ@24 September 6, 2009