Dingle

Short for dingleberry. Little ball formed from shit particles that gets stuck in your ass hair. a.k.a Chris

Chris is such a dingle.

by Dinglesunited June 2, 2015

dingle

1: Penis.
2: An insult
3: A person who is an asshole.

At the end of the hot tub scene, all of the guys got out and started playing with each others' dingles.
DAMMIT! GET BACK HERE YOU DINGLE!
That dingle goes around DDoSing YouTubers.

by ILoveDingle June 17, 2015

dingle

dingle is a person or object that may be doing something annoying or unreasonable. like when your phone is being slow or your friend is too busy to hang out with you, they are being a dingle.

Friend: "i wont do your homework for you"
You: "your such a dingle"

by jacqueline.a.m (JAM) December 2, 2016

Dingle Dick

Someone who is neither but still acts as if he or she either is missing a chromosome or has an extra. Often referred to as a Jeremy.

Yo Dingle Dick that glove on your hand is used to catch the ball.

by StudMuffinSeth04 July 5, 2019

dingle shaft

USAGE: Noun; proper noun when speaking to a professional about their Dingle Shaft (less common use).

DEF: The bulk of penis shaft that does NOT include the head (or glans), nor the satchel of the Male genitals. This is the main veiny area that is generally squeezed pounded and tugged upon during masturbation sessions.

HER: Where did you say mygooch is located, Honey?
HIM: You need a dingle shaft to find the gooch, bitch. You'll find that under my purple knob.

by Sexi Sadie 74 July 22, 2019

Dingle

Noun The spring door stopper

"Bro don't slam my door", "Bro it is okay I got a dingle"

by Dr. Nasa March 20, 2019

Dingle

Someone who is retarded, autistic and the most percentage of gay seen in that person for the past 20 years. They are both downsyndrome and adhd as they literally can’t see past their massive 3 km long ego. They often start fights because they are a dumb cunt and think they’re a unit.

Shut the fuck up you fucking dingle

by Fuck black cunts March 30, 2019