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Squart Diaper

A diaper for liftas who need to let it rip, A squart diaper is used to hold the wet mix between a fart and diarrhea
I just filled my squart diaper” the lifter said, as he made his way to the front desk at planet shtness.
by AquiraHead October 2, 2025
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flesh diaper

The act of pulling the foreskin over the tip of the penis, and safety-pinning it together.
"Man, you shouldn't have hooked up with that chick from the piercing place in the mall. She looks like she's into flesh diapers."
by brosemite sam April 11, 2010
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Diaper Bag

A dusty, old, Canadian who thinks he can control women.
Old Canadian man, "Hey, get your wife under control." American wife, "fuck off you old diaper bag!"
by Take a shot o jamo January 28, 2017
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diaper wiper

A parent of an infant.
You two won't be diaper wipers for long!
by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018
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Doo doo diaper headass nigga

When the words prick, douchebag, wanker, cunt, asshat, fuck nose, rat bastard, incest blumpkin baby, gobshite, bitch nigga, waste of sperm, or even Ajit Pai cannot describe the sheer bitchassedness of a mothafucka, you gotta pull this on em. This is reserved for the scummiest, most obnoxious, most stupid, most heinous piece of shit, the kind of loser that would show up on live news if he ever showed his ugly head in public and didn't immediately get arrested or shot.
Fred: This doo doo diaper headass nigga just bullied a kid into suicide over stupid internet shit.
Damian: That's fucked up, man. What a damn loser.

Harold: Some cuntnugget just hacked into the children's hospital and stole everyone's identities!
Eva: Jesus! What a fat doo doo diaper headass nigga!

Jared: Yeah, I did put that doo doo diaper headass nigga in the dirt. I got a long fuse, and I get along with a lotta people, but I can't let shit like what that mothafucka did fly.

Alex: These 4 doodoo diaper headass niggas jumped a girl and tried to have their way with her. I beat their asses and reported them to the cops. I hope Tyrone in prison gets a use out of them.

Satan: Fuck, man! I don't want that doo doo diaper headass nigga! Hell ain't bad enough for a cumstain like him!

Historical examples of Doo doo diaper headass niggas include:
Pol Pot
Leopold II
Ted Bundy
Genghis Khan
Shiro Ishii
Mao Zedong
The dirtbags who killed Junko Furuta
Adolf Hitler
John Wayne Gacy
Francisco Macías Nguema
Josef Mengele
Jim Jones
David and Louise Turpin
Joseph Stalin
Mengistu Haile Mariam
by Peanut Butter & Bukkake February 1, 2024
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Full-Diaper Conservative

A conservative who publicly humiliates themself in the name of owning the libs.
“Who is that girl wearing a diaper at the Turning Point, USA tent over there?”

“Oh that’s Kaitlynn Benet, she’s a full-diaper conservative.”

“Didn’t she shit herself at a Kent State frat party?”
by JebShallRiseAgain November 1, 2020
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Diaper friend

A friend you have known since you were in diapers.
This is my diaper friend, we go wayyyyy back
by Melmanfort April 15, 2025
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