Pârvan Cristina

An English teacher that invented Oceania and likes to talk to Neagu about her life experience and her travels to Ocenia
She likes watching soft porn and enjoys the activities in Oceania. She is also friends with DAVID 9C

A: Have you met Pârvan Cristina
B: She is the coolest person in Oceania

by Miei pula in gura November 28, 2024

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Grape-Crushin’

When eating multiple bags of fruit snacks, you separate the grape gummies from the rest and fill a separate bag with the grape gummies to be consumed in one bite - unleashing a delicious grape flavor all over your mouth.

Grape-Crushin’ today, Bill. I went through 50 bags. Hottest Grape-Crushin’ of my life.

by The Smith. June 25, 2025

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orphan crushing machine

A theoretical device referenced when someone performs an act of generosity of kindness that is only possible because a horrible system has been normalized. Usually seen in "feel good" stories in the news where a child sells a collection so they can afford cancer treatment or a military veteran receives a prosthesis because of a GoFundMe.

Local man saves 500 orphans from the orphan crushing machine!

That's great news! Wait... why is there a machine that crushes orphans?

by v022 December 5, 2025

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Texan Skull Crushing

When 3 or more nice looking women face sit one dude at once typically the result of a bet. Either that or the dude is restrained or blindfolded.

Dude 1: I had no idea your two sisters and your girlfriend stuck with bets that strictly!
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty

by Nman1103 September 27, 2017

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