by jefjeffer January 28, 2006
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Get the captain crunch mug.When someone seems attractive from a far away distance or from the side, but when you look at them from the front or at a closer view, you realize they are in fact hideous. Derived from that moment when you go to step on a leaf thinking it's crunchy, but it doesn't crunch when you step on it. When used as an adjective, the proper word form is crunchy, as crunch is the noun form.
"Boy! I thought that guy was hella attractive when I saw him walking in the hallway. But when he actually passed me, I was severely disappointed. Whatta crunch!"
"She seemed attractive at first glance, but unfortunately, she was crunchy."
"She seemed attractive at first glance, but unfortunately, she was crunchy."
by leafgals January 10, 2017
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It comes in a variety of favors like Buncha Crunch, White Crunch, Mini-Crunch, and the divine original Crunch.
It comes in a variety of favors like Buncha Crunch, White Crunch, Mini-Crunch, and the divine original Crunch.
by Squanto November 20, 2002
Get the crunch mug.During the act of performing a rim job, the recipient delivers a wet fart into the face of the rimmer, bespackelling his/her face with colourful decorations of wet-fart seepage.
by Dr. Crunch November 23, 2006
Get the dutch crunch mug.dry ass hair which you come accross during anal-sex which has small hard lumps of shit attached to it.
by lb49cj July 21, 2006
Get the ass crunchies mug.Similar to the munchies, the crunchies are a specific craving for crunchy snacks such as potato chips, tortilla chips and corn nuts. Usually brought on by THC consumption.
Pete blazed up and before he knew it he had a the crunchies big time. As there were no chips in the house he had to settle for a bag of croutons.
by winchun April 29, 2010
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