one of the most satisfying additions to anyone's strange ass profile. essentially, a woman who is significantly older than you. She should be smoke and capable at, the very least of picking up your bar tab, then taking you home for a session of mistake making.
by doc. July 13, 2006
Get the urban cougarmug. Young single men who flaunt their sexuality while trying to hook up with young single women when in actuality they end up taking home a cougar.
by johnjack October 29, 2003
Get the cougar baitmug. A cougar nail is when one nail length greatly exceeds the length of all other fingernails. Most commonly seen among thumb nails. Also known as a crack nail.
by I<3cougarnails. July 9, 2009
Get the Cougar nailmug. by cbi December 23, 2004
Get the cougars beat itmug. Middle aged man who is some what a know it all, who thinks he is a martial arts expert but would easily get his ass kicked by a child.
This guy wanted to fight me so I punched him in the guts and said piss off Macca you Australian cougar.
by Eggbell January 26, 2007
Get the Australian cougar.mug. Usually from the south eastern parts of Europe. Particularly, Serbia: Older women globally tend to stalk these prey as it seems to be their favorites. As more of the "cougars" become power in political offices the cougar bait may be influential position to influence the European world take over.
by Chris M Davis May 16, 2007
Get the cougar baitmug. A synonym for "schwoogie"; can also be used in the presence of stupid niggers because they're too dumb to know what the hell you're saying
Neumann is a lazy, 40 drinking, fried chicken eating, car stealing, crack smoking, nigger loving, chauncey moon cricket silverback ape cougar tooth.
by Philbo Faggins May 2, 2005
Get the cougar toothmug.