American Cotton Pickers

A proposed spin-off of the American Pickers TV show.Instead of a pair of "Laurel and Hardy" white guys buying antique artifacts,this series would feature a pair of "Amos and Andy" black guys stealing valuable household items to sell for drug money.

Do you happen to know if The History Channel is going to air American Cotton Pickers?

by wolfbait51 May 01, 2011

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riding the cotton pony

A term used to for a female having a period. It references using a tampon (the cotton pony).

I had cramps all day because I'm riding the cotton pony.

by damedonna July 03, 2006

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Cotton candy skies

Cotton candy skies is a song about a hole trying to obtain something that she can’t seem to get so when someone refuses to someone or something as cotton candy skies it could mean they can’t obtain it

Man insert name is my cotton candy skies

by Water logged rice March 29, 2021

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The Cotton Candy Machine

The act of sticking one's thumb into a butthole as to ascertain poop on one's thumb. Swirling said thumb in a circular motion, just like the stick is used in a cotton candy machine.

"Yo bro, I totally gave some skank The Cotton Candy Machine last night and ate all of it" -Kyle

"Gross." -Fred

by GRMCE November 17, 2011

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cotton picking nigger

any black person to ever exist

"Look at that smelly, cotton-picking, melon-munching, kool-aid sipping, gangbanging, big dick, police brutality vitcims, getting shot by cops, dark ass, night-time hide and seek winning, former slave, inferior cotton picking nigger

by delectablee May 03, 2022

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