A proposed spin-off of the American Pickers TV show.Instead of a pair of "Laurel and Hardy" white guys buying antique artifacts,this series would feature a pair of "Amos and Andy" black guys stealing valuable household items to sell for drug money.
by wolfbait51 May 23, 2011

by damedonna July 3, 2006

The act of sticking one's thumb into a butthole as to ascertain poop on one's thumb. Swirling said thumb in a circular motion, just like the stick is used in a cotton candy machine.
"Yo bro, I totally gave some skank The Cotton Candy Machine last night and ate all of it" -Kyle
"Gross." -Fred
"Gross." -Fred
by GRMCE November 17, 2011

Cotton candy skies is a song about a hole trying to obtain something that she can’t seem to get so when someone refuses to someone or something as cotton candy skies it could mean they can’t obtain it
by Water logged rice March 28, 2021

"Look at that smelly, cotton-picking, melon-munching, kool-aid sipping, gangbanging, big dick, police brutality vitcims, getting shot by cops, dark ass, night-time hide and seek winning, former slave, inferior cotton picking nigger
by delectablee May 3, 2022

by xny March 26, 2022

The queer wacko didn't have 2 dimes to rub together but ever since he got on reality tv he's been walkin in high cotton.
by Jason McKay April 26, 2006
